I need a bailout
 

I am taking off next Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sunday
This will greatly decrease my paycheck right at the time when a payment is due, where do I apply for federal aid? What?? you say why dont I just work more and earn the money?? HA HA dont be ridiculous

I have opened a Paypal account in your name. We have had 37 donations so far and have collected a grand total of $.74 I guess everybody is really putting in their two cents.

I didn't contribute my 2 cents to the account! You're not worth it you lazy bum! Go to WORK!

If you want to get in line for a government bailout, you'll waste your entire weekend off! And you better NOT show up in a NICE truck! :lol2:

Fact is... WE ALL NEED A BAIL-OUT! Especially, when we get the bill for the last one.:pissedoff::pissedoff::pissedoff:

Your Obama Bucks will be sent to you starting in early February :)

Blind Drivers PayPal account has $400,000.00 in it. Everybody feels sorry for him since his co driver/seeing eye dog died. Poor German Shepard was having to do all the driving since his codriver was blind.

Do you know how hard it is to grip a steering wheel when you dont have thumbs?

I know a lady that claims to do it with her boobs...:eek2:

in tough times, you really find out who your friends are, if I ever win the lottery, I'm not giving you a penny!!:moon:

Well.... in THAT case, I hope you never WIN!! :moon::lol2: