I just gotta have one of these
 

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/produ...ct_id=10264042

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/87...82_150X150.jpg

It features three foam projectiles that can be fired up to 20 feet at an extremely fast rate. You can turn, swivel, and move the launcher up and down from your PC's keyboard or mouse to aim missiles at your target. The computer control panel can be controlled from your mouse or your keyboard. Realistic sound effects bring the rockets to life as they are fired.

• Plugs into an available USB port on your PC for power
• No batteries required
• Pre-recorded sound effects add a realistic feel
• You can download your own sound effects and add them to your program
• Includes a 4-foot USB cable
• Compatible with Windows XP and 2000, Mac driver also available upon request

HAHAHAHA - love it