How to avoid SEX!!
 

Top news story on CNN today.....

http://www.courierpostonline.com/app...EWS01/80312032

What was the boyfriend THINKING???? I know SOME people are a bit "slower" than others, but..... :shock: :shock:

OMG.....I know that I enjoy good quality time upon my throne, but 2 years?

Must have been one FANTASTIC bathroom.

Maybe she was waiting for some kind of vermin to come up and take care of the sex thing for her. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But under the circumstances, I really don't think I would have referred to her as a "GIRLFRIEND". Perhaps, something more like a SQUATTER. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not HARDLY!!! They lived in a Mobile Home!! The neighbors.... once woken up by the journalists..... said they WONDERED why they hadn't seen her "lately!" :shock: :lol:

Can you imagine?? In most mobile homes like this, the washer/dryer is in the bathroom! The "boyfriend" had to go in there once a week to do laundry! Oh.... BTW..... where did HE go to do his "business??" :shock:

There is something REALLY fishy about this story! They say SHE may have had mental problems..... what about the BOYFRIEND???

He couldn't get to the toilet! He had to go in there several times a day at least. He had to bring her food and water. He had to do his OWN cooking, cleaning, etc! What the HECK was he thinking???? :shock:

Is she an ORPHAN???? Where were her parents?

From what I've heard from this story yesterday, her parents or at least her mother died when she was really young and she had been painfully shy all her life.

Apparently there was another bathroom in the home, at least that's what the radio story said. The boyfriend would ask her every day if she wanted to come out of the bathroom and she would always say "maybe tomorrow."

But 2 years?!? Are you kidding me?!? She was sitting on that can for 2 years with her pants down around her knees! Her skin had grown around the seat and her legs had atrophied! And can you imagine the hemmoroids she had to have had?! They had to pry bar the toilet seat off the toilet and she was taken to the hospital to have the toilet seat removed.

Geez, I'm gonna puke. :shock:

*lulz*

why does strange stuff seem to happen mostly in the mid-west and in trailer parks? :lol: :lol:

reminds me of a story where a younger son raped his own mother in retaliation for an argument with his brother. just like the toilet sitter, this one makes absolutely no sense to me. am i the only one?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...r_own_son.html

Can you imagine all the UFO sightings that trailer park is responsible for? :?
Then there is the half dog half human baby, and the old man who can
swallow his whole head, the mutants that live near the missile silos, etc.
That trailer park and ones nearby sell more National Enquirer stories than East L.A. has hookers.

What really gets me is why aren't more people afraid if Obama or Clinton get elected? If you have seen any science fiction movies...
when the Earth of the future is invaded by Outer Space Aliens, or destroyed by Asteroids...
the President always.. is either a a female, or a black man. :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Not always. In Independence Day the president was a white man.

Man oh man, this is crazy. I can't comprehend this. I wonder if she was so crazy that she glued herself to the seat, and then later was too embarrassed to say anything about it. I'm sorry, that would be humiliation to the utmost. I don't think she will ever be more humiliated than she was being taken to the hospital and having a toilet seat removed. I hope she is in the mental ward being properly cared for.

If you've ever eaten at Taco Bell... then you can understand sitting on the toilet for a long time afterward. :?