New Bumper Sticker!!
 

I want to have a bumper sticker made and place it next to my hazmat placard on the back of the tanker,,,,

HEY A$$HOLE, THE SPACE IN THE FRONT OF THIS TRUCK IS FOR SAFTEY SO DON'T CUT ME OFF AND BLOW US UP!!!!

Hmmmm, maybe to many words,,

Anyway, what would your bumper sticker say????

Peace Out, 8) 8)
Fuelman

http://www.makesigns.com/
Just click the above link. They make custom bumper stickers. You can design it online, try it and see what it would cost. :D

In fairly small print:

"IF you can read this, I hope your life insurance is current!"

or:

"If you're close enough to read this, you're a FOOL!"

or (for truckers):

"I hope YOUR brakes are better than MINE! "

IF IT WEREN'T FOR OTHER DUMBASSES
YOU WOULD BE LONELY BACK OFF!!

How about "keep on tailgating me and I'll step on my brakes real hard"

"BEWARE- I'm a schizophrenicc and so am I"

Mine: Warning Blonde moments happen with great frequency. Please wear a hard hat at all times"

Headlights in front
Tailights in back
Let's keep it that way!

If you drove a truck you would be working right now.

lol!

How's my driving ? Call 1-800-EAT-SH!T

If you don't like the way I drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk !

I saw one that said, "my son can beat up your honor student"

A friend of mine has one on the back of his hopper bottom that says. "promote beef..run over a chicken"

These already exist my friend, have seen them both lots. lol

Mine is Protect Our Children Shoot A Sex Predator i love it i have them made and hand them out allllllllllllllll over town

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...on_neutral.gif Stop me if you've heard this one... http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...0/clueless.gif

Backups? We don't NEED no steenking backups ( for Swift Trucks )
CAUTION: Driver just doesn't give a crap anymore
Disgruntled Employee of the Month :evil:
Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Horn Broken....Watch for finger!
I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it...
I'm not deaf, my nickname is Roadhog
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
My take home pay doesn't even take me home
Sorry for driving so close infront of you
Warning! Driver Chews Tobacco
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

My signal is a warning signal not a courtesy signal. :roll:

Four Wheelers:
Why merge in a construction zone when you can just cut off big trucks when the lane runs out? 8)

Why pay attention to professional drivers in the bad weather when they are going slow? It just means we can get ahead of them before the weather gets better. :oops:

Why stay on the road and go slow when I can spin out on the ice and snow and end up in the median or ditch? :roll:

No need to speed up and move over into the granny lane and leave enough room for the big truck. When I can just move over and slam on my brakes in front of them when someone is rushing me in the hammer lane. :roll:

I can't use both brain cells to drive; only one is operational at all times! :roll:

If I had more than 2 brain cells I'd be lost. :roll:

Gee, what are those crazy truckers doing all lined up in one lane waiting to pass the accident. Certainly I'll be in the correct lane if it's the opposite lane than what the truckers are lined up in. 8)

Why do those truckers insist on moving over all of a sudden? There's just some person on the shoulder. Certainly they won't just come out when I'm speeding by them. :roll:

okay now those 2 sound like my sister lol

"Quit Yer Bitchin And Drive"

More Bumper Stickers!
 

More 4 Wheeler Bumper Stickers:

Hey, I'm an invincable 4 wheel drive I won't end up in the ditch, median or in the back side of another vehicle. :)

I will tell you that you are number one, but you better not tell me back that I'm number one. 8)

Hey, trucker you're number one. :roll:

Tell me, don't I look cool riding the backside of the vehicle in front of me? :roll:

Never a dull moment, I fly instead of drive down the road. :)

BTW, there will probably be more to come!

And, when they do flash you, you get into REAL trouble.


How about......

____________________________
suicide zone
1/8 mile in front of a truck
____________________________

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You guys have some nice ones.

Discourage inbreeding ban country music
Keep tailgating and I'll flick a booger on your windshield
1/19/09
One Country One Language One Flag
Is it the lack of oxygen to your brain that makes you thow that lit cigarett out the window when you have an ash try in that road cammode

Welcome to America..Now speak English, or leave the country.

I've met alot of hard boiled eggs - but your 20 minutes

:lol: :lol: I am having that one made!

My favorite is "Driver has a family he wants to see again, Drive safe please"

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Nice ones... but when you drop your trailer, there goes your sticker as well. It'd be nice if they were magnetic... so you could yank it off and put it on the new one

Oh how about this one: ''If you're bright, don't sneak in on the right". Just made that one up :lol:

Magnetic Bumper Sticker
 

Re: Magnetic Bumper Sticker
 

I used to screen print t-shirts, sweat shirts and all kinds of garments and I remember seeing things in catalogs with blank magnetic signs where you can have it printed with whatever you want. If you go to your local screen printer they should be able to lead you in the right direction. If not let me know, I sold the bus. to a friend and they should be able to help me out.

You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

Yeah.. I dont think that's common knowledge. I didn't know what it means either (now I do). I think it's all fun and good, as long as it doesn't distract the driver who's running behind the trailer.