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Trucker Bombs
Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.
The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell. W.C. |
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Wow - I didn't know every single bottle has it's own unique bar code on it. That's really amazing :roll: :roll:
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Re: Trucker Bombs
Originally Posted by west_coaster
Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.
The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell. W.C. |
Re: Trucker Bombs
Originally Posted by Mackman
Originally Posted by west_coaster
Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.
The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell. W.C. |
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Re: Trucker Bombs
Originally Posted by west_coaster
Okay, this is why you don't toss out a water bottle filled with your liquid DNA. I was on a traffic stop the other night on the freeway, and guess what I step on as I'm walking back to my car? Yeah, a piss filled water bottle. So the cap blows off and it sprays my boot with someone's processed mountain dew. As you can probably tell I'm seething mad at this point. So I go get an evidence bag and some gloves, empty the rest of the magical juice out, and collect up the bottle. Later I took the lot numbers and bar code off the bottle and called up Aquafina (brand on the bottle). Turns out through the numbers they gave me the name of the distributor who bought that lot. The distributor in turn gave me the name of the store that it was sold to, Pilot Travel Center which is just down the freeway about 50 miles. So, I call up the Pilot, and talk to the manager. He gets me the info for the bar code on the water bottle and I find out when it was sold, oh, and the guy used his debit card. Now, in order to get the debit card info (i.e., owner) I would have to subpoena the bank that the card is through. Luck being on my side, the guy also used his "Pilot Driver Payback" card somewhere in this transaction. This info is owned by Pilot and the manager gladly gives it to me. So now I've got this guys name, personal info, and the company he drives for. Now I'm just waiting on a call back from his company so I can get his phone number to ask him a few questions.
The moral of the story? Don't throw out your nasty piss bottle on the road because a short-tempered cop might step on it and track you down :twisted: . Plus, it's just plain nasty as hell. W.C. Do you have any stories involving the Tooth fairy Or the Easter Bunny ...perhaps Santa as it is that time of year ...However after you putting this thread up if you told me the sky was blue I would have to step outside to confirm the statement as true for myself :wink: |
How about having it dumped out the truck window. My husband was a plant super that loaded and unloaded trucks. When walking between the trucks one night at work a trucker emptied his bottle on my husband. Talk about disgusting. He excused himself from work to go home and change. This was a freezer plant so his coat and pants were still soaked and in -30 wet in someone else's piss, and he couldn't miss work as he was the boss at night.
Luckily it was a manly place to work so I am sure there was some kind of pay back. Oh I forgot when traveling we like to Play count the trucker bombs, passes the time. |
Re: Trucker Bombs
Originally Posted by Karnajj
So you are one of those who practice this simian behavior?
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Re: Trucker Bombs
Originally Posted by Mackman
Originally Posted by Karnajj
So you are one of those who practice this simian behavior?
Sounds like CSI pee bomb edition...But in reality it wouldn't matter if the story was true , Because you still don't know how the bottle/jug came to be along side the road ... :wink: |
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