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unkut2003 09-04-2007 02:10 PM

LOT LIZZARDS???
 
So.... since I haven;t spent much time at all in a Truck Stop, especially at night..... are the stories/rumors true??? "Bring Yer Tokens"??? It may seem like a dumb question, but I always hear drivers talkin stories and so forth.... but that was just ease dropping, haha! So, true?? false?? Post YOUR stories..... 8)

Ridge Runner 09-04-2007 02:34 PM

Oh, their there. I the 8 months I was OTR I think I had maybe 2 approach me while in my truck. As a rule of thumb: the larger ther city the more you will see. All it takes is a polite "no thank you" and they will go away without you having to worry about your truck or trailer.

Uturn2001 09-04-2007 03:32 PM

In 5-6 years of OTR I have only had 3 ever come knocking on my door. Funny thing is that each of the 3 times I was no where near a large city.

Most of the time if you just say No thanks they will scoot on off to the next truck. They generally do not want to cause trouble because if they do it is all the more likely someone will call the cops.

dtryanxpress 09-04-2007 05:05 PM

why the no thanks? :sad:

ohiomohawk 09-04-2007 06:35 PM

I heard of a lot lizard sting in Fort Wayne,In that ended up with something like 12 lizards being busted over a few days and 8-9 of them had AIDS.

You would be better off bringing a laptop and a can of vaseline :roll: with you while you are on the road. It will save you money and perhaps your life.

inmate1577 09-05-2007 12:13 AM

Just spray 'em with hornet spray. They'll rob you just as fast as they would "F" you.

steelhauler2007 09-05-2007 01:24 AM

Over time you learn which truck stops to avoid. For instance the Pilot in Dallas Texas.or actually any of the truck stops in that area. Alot of times if you park on the back row,that seems to attract them also. They are like the animals in the zoo,you leave them alone,they leave you alone.And by all means don't feed them.

Rabbit one 09-05-2007 05:28 AM

I just say no thanks and they leave me alone. Piss em off and they may send other lizards over just to get under your skin.

I feel they are just out making a living. I just don't want the services.

inmate1577 09-05-2007 09:00 AM

Spreading STD's to feed their dope habit, is not what I call "making a living"

Truckers themselves should be ashamed for even using their services.
Who's the bigger pig, the whore or the "john"?

PackRatTDI 09-05-2007 09:30 AM

Prostitution should be decriminalized and regulated.

golfhobo 09-05-2007 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by PackRatTDI
Prostitution should be decriminalized and regulated.

As should TRUCKING!! :lol: :lol:

ben45750 09-05-2007 10:41 AM

Not so sure I think it should be legal? But if they did regulate it they could try to contain STD's and make some money on licensing and taxing their income, but that will never happen.

PackRatTDI 09-05-2007 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by golfhobo

Originally Posted by PackRatTDI
Prostitution should be decriminalized and regulated.

As should TRUCKING!! :lol: :lol:

Trucking is a lot like prostitution. Sometimes you gotta put it into some nasty holes. :lol:

inmate1577 09-05-2007 10:44 AM

I agree it should be legal 100%
There is an untapped resource of tax money that the govt. is too stupid take advantage of.

Have these whores tested for STD's and HIV and tax their services.

Personally, I know where my hand has been and I'm not into leftovers or sloppy seconds.

PackRatTDI 09-05-2007 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by ben45750
Not so sure I think it should be legal? But if they did regulate it they could try to contain STD's and make some money on licensing and taxing their income, but that will never happen.

Places where legalized prostitution is available none of the problems that prostitution is blamed for occurs. Something to consider.

I'd love to be able to charge my GF for my services. :lol:

golfhobo 09-05-2007 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by PackRatTDI

Originally Posted by ben45750
Not so sure I think it should be legal? But if they did regulate it they could try to contain STD's and make some money on licensing and taxing their income, but that will never happen.

Places where legalized prostitution is available none of the problems that prostitution is blamed for occurs. Something to consider.

I'd love to be able to charge my GF for my services. :lol:

Yeah???? And just as willing to lose your paycheck to PAY HER for HER services???? :shock: :lol:

PackRatTDI 09-05-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by golfhobo

Originally Posted by PackRatTDI

Originally Posted by ben45750
Not so sure I think it should be legal? But if they did regulate it they could try to contain STD's and make some money on licensing and taxing their income, but that will never happen.

Places where legalized prostitution is available none of the problems that prostitution is blamed for occurs. Something to consider.

I'd love to be able to charge my GF for my services. :lol:

Yeah???? And just as willing to lose your paycheck to PAY HER for HER services???? :shock: :lol:

How am I going to lose my paycheck? :?:

BobMack 09-05-2007 01:50 PM

It's been along time since I've driven, I was team and my partner owned the truck. He was real religious and we had a cross on the grill and it would light up when we ran at night. I guess when the whore's saw the cross, they left us alone. Never had any problems.

whthorse 09-05-2007 02:44 PM

We only had one come knocking once and when I opened the curtain and said "WHAT????" she looked at me and said.... in a meek voice.... "Sorry, wrong truck" I said "YOU'RE D$MN RIGHT". and that was it. I saw her lop off the another truck... poor soul.

continental 09-05-2007 02:54 PM

Well, once I said; No thanks, my wife is with me. And she was.THAT was a big mistake. In the dog house for a month. :cry:

davemaes 09-05-2007 09:46 PM

I think I've had more trouble in the pickle parks than the truck stops.

Rabbit one 09-06-2007 12:18 AM


Originally Posted by continental
Well, once I said; No thanks, my wife is with me. And she was.THAT was a big mistake. In the dog house for a month. :cry:

Now thats funny.

bluegrassdeb 09-06-2007 01:24 AM

PackRat, I pitty the poor women who sleep with you not knowing what dirty holes you've put your thing into!

Shawnee 09-09-2007 09:09 AM

don't get into a fight with the lot lizards or you will wake up in the morning with your truck damaged :P

ToxicWaste 09-09-2007 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by inmate1577
Spreading STD's to feed their dope habit, is not what I call "making a living"

Truckers themselves should be ashamed for even using their services.
Who's the bigger pig, the whore or the "john"?

They're only spreading std's to the people stupid enough to screw them. I think of it as punishment...

Fredog 09-21-2007 02:52 PM

this one looks dangerous
 
I met this one at a truckstop
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...0/55193047.jpg

tweety bird 09-23-2007 12:49 PM

There are some really funny posts in here...

To answer the OP, though.

I've been driving for 12 years. We used to have the occasional knock on the truck- maybe 3 or 4 times in the first couple of years we were driving. Of course, it was always my job to go say no. We had more problems with the guy from the freakin' grocer receiver knocking on the truck, to be perfectly honest.

I can't remember the last time I had a knock. I think mainly, these days they walk around and wait for you to contact them- flashing lights, honking, waving whatever.

You wanna see what it's really like? Go to the Ontario (California) TA west and wait till about sundown. Or sunup for that matter- those girls work hard.

What I hate is when you nasty souls are flashing your lights, honking or waving at me. DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING HOOKER? NO! I hate being at truck stops- I have to put on my truck stop attitude- eyes forward, walk straight, jeans and a sweatshirt if at all possible- doesn't work so well in July. If I'm not looking around for business, leave me alone!

And don't tell me it's a compliment. It's not. You want to compliment me, then respect me enough to treat me like a classy lady.

Sorry, rant over. That's kind of a sore spot.

Really- I realize that my post is full of potential puns and I don't mean a single one but I'm not editing for content.


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