[Golf]HOBO plays the MASTERS!!
 

Okay, not really PLAYING it!! Who would believe THAT?? :roll:

But, You'll all have to "excuse" me tomorrow (Thursday) as I AM going to the first round play! Tickets are totally "unavailable," but I have connections! :lol:

Okay... my DAD has connections!! [God DOES work in mysterious ways!]

For a golf fan like me, this is a really special experience! I HOPE to get some good autographs! Wish they'd let me take a camera in! :twisted:

Sure hope those dirty Iranian Bastards don't NUKE "Amen Corner!" If they do.... I take back EVERYTHING I said on that other thread! :lol:

I'm not SURE if I can do a 14 hour day without smoking or drinking.... but, ya gotta do what ya gotta do!! :lol:

I just hope they let me "back in" to my parking spot!! If they have any questions... I'll show 'em my CDL!! :P

Y'all have a SAFE day out there! I'll be thinkin' of ya! NOT!!!!

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Re: [Golf]HOBO plays the MASTERS!!
 

Chock your wheels...and you won't get hassled. :lol:

Have a great and wonderful day my friend! God Bless!!
regards yer envious Bro...Hog (I'm in a big snowstorm here at home :cry:)

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AAARGGGHHHH!!!! NOW I'm gonna be thinking about that "snickering PIG!" :shock:

Thanks, Bro! You REALLY should move SOUTH!

Wonder how Yoopers got groceries before they invented TRUCKS, and found people like YOU to drive 'em???? :shock: :lol:

That was, of course, a rhetorical question! I KNOW that they were delivered by FEDEX-AIR!! :lol:

DANG!!! Did you see that drive Tiger just made??? :shock:

If life gets any better..... I just MIGHT have to stick around for it! 8)

Don't let me see you on national TV having your camera confiscated and busted up by the "tiger".. :lol: :lol:

Golf and Soccer are in the same catagory they both = boring.

right up there with watching paint dry and grass growing.

What's a roughneck truck driver doing going to a golf tourny to watch?? :D That ain't right man, unless Happy Gilmore is out there.

Well, they don't ALLOW cameras or cellphones! But, according to my sister, we WERE on T.V. Guess, I'm now a movie star, as well! :lol:

Me and Tiger walked down the fairway together! Of course, HE was inside the ropes! MAN.... watching him tee off was awesome!

One thing I noted though, the camera DOES add weight and size! Many of these guys were MUCH smaller than I expected, and that was even when I was up close! :shock:

Regretfully, I missed qualifying by a F-E-W strokes!!! :cry:

Glad you're having a good time. :D