EX-Wife's
 

I want us to share some story's of Ex-wifes, and in the futur about a month or 2 from now. Have a poll on who has the worst.

I bet I beat you all! :lol:

This is not really directed at you specifically Slimland but this is not really a self healing topic is it? I have one thing to say about people who babble on about their EX's be they male or female..

YOU PICKED EM! AND WE DO NOT CARE TO HEAR YOU BASH THE HELL OUT OF SOMEONE YOU CHOSE TO BE LINKED TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!

:lol: :lol: --I was Decieved! :lol: :lol: Besides your not hearing, your reading! :lol: :lol:

:lol: I say NOW is a good time....(Halloween) to bring some Bones outta the closet
....I hope I'm not the only one here, in the mood for low class cheap HORROR stories. :P

COME ON...HIT ME !!....I'm braced for impact....give me your worst! :D

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Okay....I'll start.
But my sad story is easily summed up.

Before Marriage
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After Marriage
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After Divorce
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Excuse me? Who's "WE"?? Like the Old Military saying "Got a Mouse in your Pocket"?
You don't like the Subject Don't go to it

roadhog that is the best post I've seen in a long time :lol: :lol: :lol: I just wish it was not so true to life.A lot of us in this life style have been through it and the only thing that helps is time + beer :wink:

Ain't that the Truth Roaddog :P

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Truly sad.

yep-Sad but true

Wellllllll......... My ex left me in favor of a guy that spent 9 years in prison for 5 counts of SODOMY with HIS OWN 5-YEAR-OLD SON. What does that tell you? (yes, she is blonde)

For me it is a little better met the EX in 2K married her in 2K 3mos later. Here is were it gets interesr\ting 2 weeks after gettign married gall bladder went out 3 months later got epilepsy forced off the road and the job I loved. I then for the next 4 years watch her go from around 140 lbs to about 450+ very slowly turning from a very nice looking woman into Jabba the Freaking Hutt with the attitute to match. I left her after coming to my senses and realizing there is more to lfe than this. After I left I found out she was sleeping around on me the last 6 mos that we were togther before we separated. That is just the outer changes she did does not include all the outer crap she did all the pain and Torture she put me thru all the Fing time like saying have a seizure and Kill some one again this is hard for someone whohas had a fatal accident to live with. Now I am with the most wonderful woman there is and canb not wait to get remarried to her and then wait til my baby shows up in April. My ex last I heard about her that her current BF got tired of all her crap and threw her fat butt out on the cold streets in Rhinelander WI. There IS A GOD!!!

One of my favorite tales of the EX was the 2nd... no 3rd time she left me! I had come home from a hard day's work, and didn't even notice her bags packed in our walk-in closet. I took a shower and feasted on one of the best meals she'd ever cooked for me.

Later that night, while we were making great whoopie, she told me several times how much she loved me.

The next morning, after a great big breakfast, she drove me to work, and with only minutes to spare before I had to jump on the truck (not a big rig) to head out to the field....

She informed me that her bags were in the trunk and she was on her way out of town!! :shock:

If that's not good enough to put me in the running.... well, there IS that 4th time! :lol:

OMG! What horrible stories you all have!
I AM a woman here, and cannot understand why 'women are so crazy!!'
Hormones or not, you either love someone or you dont. Why bother getting married then? I have been w/my husband for 13 years (married for 8) and cannot even imagine being so cruel! Yeah, I have my moody moments just like anybody else, but that is no reason to treat you spouse like you want them dead! I have a friend going through a divorce right now, same old thing there too. I know there are 2 sides to every story, but my heart goes out to those who are being hurt like that.

My wife and I each with through bad divorces due to the infidelity of our spouses. However, we have been married 5+ years ourselves now and couldn't be happier.

But, if you want a nightmare story, here's one for the grand prize. Had an acquiantance a number of years back that met and married a really nice gal. I met her once, very polite and soft-spoken...almost painfully shy. Anyway, they met, had a short, whirlwind courtship (with no physical relations) and were married by a justice of the peace after about two months.

The honeymoon lasted a few minutes. He got an annulment first thing the next morning. Seems that his "wife" had neglected to tell him a couple things. Like "she" had been born a "he"...and, um, still had defining characteristics, if you know what I mean. :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm serious! You simply cannot make things like this up.

Yeah... we've all heard that "I've got a friend" line before. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't BAN me!! I take it back!!! :shock:

My ex was a psycho - for years she accused me of messing around (which never even crossed my mind to do). I finally found out that she was the one that couldn't keep her pants on.

The night I found out, she was staying with a 'friend'. I decided to have a bon-fire in the yard made out of her clothing. I even went through the dirty laundry to make sure she wouldn't have a single thing left to wear.

Funny part was the divorce - the divorce hearing was on Valentines Day, and the judge ordered her to pay my car payments for 1 year, and pay alimony for 1 year.

:D

This thread took off!!! :lol: :shock:

Here is the first story---- Drugs-- After the devorce from Satan, She became even more like her mother, EVIL, She abused my kids by beatings, and come to find out she is a diagnosed skitzo, Not to mention she is diagnosed Munchowsim. I have kept CPS in my pocket along with the Sherifs dept, and a few others. I recieved costody of the children a little over a year ago, and just here recently--Yesterday--she tried to pick up my daughter, and I wouldn't let her go, because she had surgery again this morning. "Sorry so choppy, trying to fix supper" More later!

12 years and I STILL miss my ex-wife :cry: ....

(But...my aim IS getting better. :twisted: )

dpatt that was a good one I for one would need the gun from the dangerous job thread to insure I could get the slug through my ex-wifes fat ass.

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