C.B. "line of the day"
 

Anybody no what that E. bound scale is up to? JUST KIDDING
Headed out of OKC a few weeks back got caught up in horrible construction zone-one lane merge. The small cars were just going crazy dodging, cutting in, etc. All the drivers are sqwaking about it. Then one driver gets on and says "

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All these poor 4-wheelers, don't they know if they drove a big truck 4 a livin', they would be home all ready."

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It just struck me as hilarious. Best line I have heard so far.

Sounds like you need a local job and some friends.

sounds like you may need a new line to follow people around with, thats 2 straight threads I have read were you said baiscly this same thing to him.

best C.B. line I have ever heard is


DRIVER 1 : you should see this red head in this mustang she's naked from the waste down

DRIVER 2 : where is she at?

DRIVER 1 : thanks for the radio check driver

hey ceb, i never realized you lived in the next town over