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wot i life 01-27-2008 08:23 PM

No way! Nobody is that stupid?
 
Good few years ago I had a very brief spell on furniture deliveries. Bloody awful job.
Never mind that though, getting to the story.
Company said that I had to drop off new fax machines to the stores along with the furniture. Anyone who has done furniture deliveries will tell you, you have to take a second man(for obvious reasons) and some of these guys are .....Well, putting it mildly, they are as thick as pigs shite!
Anyway, I,m dropping off at this store in Manchester and I say to the girls there "Oh and heres your new fax a ma call it"
At which point, my hair brained second man says to girls
"Bloody marvellous aint it? Technology eh? I mean, how the fuck do they get that machine to roll the paper so tight that it goes down the wire?"


I only worked with him for two weeks....
Believe me, that was enough!

bullhauler 01-27-2008 08:34 PM

two whole weeks! you got to be a saint mate.

Windwalker 01-28-2008 01:55 AM

Re: No way! Nobody is that stupid?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wot i life
Good few years ago I had a very brief spell on furniture deliveries. Bloody awful job.
Never mind that though, getting to the story.
Company said that I had to drop off new fax machines to the stores along with the furniture. Anyone who has done furniture deliveries will tell you, you have to take a second man(for obvious reasons) and some of these guys are .....Well, putting it mildly, they are as thick as pigs shite!
Anyway, I,m dropping off at this store in Manchester and I say to the girls there "Oh and heres your new fax a ma call it"
At which point, my hair brained second man says to girls
"Bloody marvellous aint it? Technology eh? I mean, how the **** do they get that machine to roll the paper so tight that it goes down the wire?"


I only worked with him for two weeks....
Believe me, that was enough!

He was also blonde, right? :wink: :lol: :roll:


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