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Way too Fast For Me!!!
8) Howdy All...So I have no idea what Number I am ....but as you've heard on the radio....You ain't gonna believe this S$%T but it's true....
Happened about 2 years ago I was coming out of CA with a load of garbage (Produce) and was going to Hunts Point. Had to make my last pick in Oxnard so I figured I'd go 40 and up....so right around 2 or 2:30 in the mornin' I was headed through AZ when I noticed there wasn't a thing around me for miles...so i put my foot in it a little and before I knew it I was doin 85+. I cruised like this all the way up to Flag when I heard a familiar voice on the radio. I hollered back and it my runnin buddy I ran out here with. He said "Come on Comfort I got your front door" So I slapped the dash and mashed my gas...got going downhill on the other side of Flag...when I saw the lights of a full grown bear hittin the other side of the mountain...he had a 4 wheeler pulled over ...on my side... So what do I do...Yep...I hit the Jake...just like ringin his phone to let him know I was comin huh? I couldn't slow down much with all the weight i had...so I just said screw it....the wind off my trailer caught his little mount me hat and blew right off his head...he jumped in the car and gave chase....I reckon about 4 miles down the road he finnally caught up with me and pulled me over. I could tell he was upset but I have to hand it to him....he was real professional about the whole thing...he asked me If I knew how fast I was going...I said 85...then I run out of numbers...He chuckled a little...and told me come back to his car...as soon as I got back there he showed me the display on the radar....flashing....122... I about s%$t my pants...so He wrote me a ticket and took me downtown....I was in jail till the next moring when I posted $2000 for bail and was told on my way out...never to come through Flag like that again...well to make a long story short...4 weeks later I came through Flag and there he was ...waiting...he got on the radio and asked me if I was behavin'...? Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it |
WAW! You are so cool! Your mama must be real proud of you! :shock:
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Hey ding dong
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I would have loved to see that donut dealers cap fly. It's only funny because it was you and not me.
My horses are bridled at 65, but every hill I go down, I let them run. Gravity and a heavy load are great. It's too bad no one warned you. I was traveling thru PA last year with a hot load on a beautiful sat morning on I-80. I was bobbing and weaving, running with the pack trying to make up some time, good tunes blaring in my stereo. I went down a hill in the hammer lane, almost to the bottom I heard a bear alert, looked at my speedo at 86, thru on my jake and about shit. I hit the bottom at the legal limit. Thank God, and thanks to everybody working together. Anyway, my view is, It only counts if you get caught! Take it easy Mario! |
I belive that suppost to be funny storys, not B/S storys! :lol: So, please, don't insult people, hwo's been in a truck more than once! :evil:
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Really solo.
I've got more miles backing up than you do driving forward. |
Dude you would have lost your CDL doing 122 simple as that the only thing you would be hauling is piza hut from the store to the peoples home on a pedal bike.
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But I didn't lose my license...and thats the point
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What ever :roll: :withstupid: ! Just warn me whe you go driving thru my state so I can warn my family and friends to stay a way from the Nonprofessional driver in the long nose pete! Oh BTW if have not guessed I called the Bull :dung: on your story! Because in Arizona fifteen over is wreckless driving and wreckless driving in AZ with a CDL is automatic Loss of Licence for 180 day. Good Buddie.
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I've got more miles backing up than you do driving forward.
Hey now-that's my saying You know they used to have a cop who liked to run that stretch from Flagstaff and Phoenix and he had a Toggle switch on his car and at nite he'd run with one light out and nobody expects a cop to only have one light so....................... |
I agree with littleman2.....very un-professional. It's drivers like you,comfort,that give us a bad name.
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