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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:21 am Post subject: My apologizes in advance....... |
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife."Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's bleep." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 15 ft. "That was great,"the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.
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Double L
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| TW you ain't even right! :P :lol: |
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Splitshifter
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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Well, at least she wasn't holding the golf club in her ####!!!!!!!
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Drew10
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:16 am Post subject: |
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Double L wrote: TW you ain't even right! :P :lol:
First LL, I did apologize, :D
Second wait till your older, I think you will find.... as my husband does.
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Double L
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Women are ALWAYS right, I think I heard that before somewhere! :lol: |
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