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Windwalker · Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 2773 Location: Holiday, FL

I may get FLAMED for this... But then, I'm not the author. In fact, the author is a woman. And, it was published in an attempt to try to improve relationships....... (arms covering head and face......)

Quote: You wanted it. So I’m giving it to you. When “The Top 10 Mistakes Men Make” ran a couple of weeks ago, readers were like: “Fair enough. But what about the mistakes women make?”

No worries, we’re not leaving the ladies off the hook. From getting sloppy with seduction to carnal constraints, women, too, make some errors with the erotic.

These are just some of them ...

1. Trading in Marilyn for Mommy.

Motherhood should not make you celibate. Instead, you need to see yourself as a hot mama, switching on your Marilyn Monroe persona the second you get your lover alone. For your sake, for your family’s sake, you need to temporarily forget that you’re known as an asexual “mommy” most of the day. You need to nurture your sex life with as much zest as you put into your childcare. Happy parents make for happy families.

2. Being unresponsive in the sack.

Most of us don’t like to have sex with a corpse. Don’t just lie there ... Move! Make noise. Do anything but play dead! If you want your lover to keep coming back, you need to go beyond the missionary position. You need to communicate your needs — give instructions. Even better, check in with him: Is this O.K.? Do you want more? Be eager to please and to be pleased!

3. Forgetting to stay feminine.

Between major weight gain, bodily functions, and divulging daily care habits, a lot of women fail to remain branded in their men's brains as sexy. While self-care and what we do in the loo is nothing to be ashamed of, keep it in the bathroom. Don’t talk about shaving, your period, your last bowel movement, etc. Strive to stay trim and look your best, and apparently effortlessly at that. While he wants you to be the girl-next-door in so many ways, he also wants to eternally see you as his sex goddess.

4. Judging his porn pleasuring.

Unless you’ve been replaced by his passion for pornography, don’t give him a guilt trip for it. Many men enjoy different forms of erotica, often using such visuals to become aroused and, quite frankly, to remain sexually interested in their current partner. Instead of seeing his Playboy or Penthouse as a threat, see it as an enhancement — possibly even one you can share. Such visuals are meant to keep the relationship riveting. Don’t let them create a rift.

5. Being afraid to talk dirty.

The occasional potty mouth can be a passion-inducer. So don’t be shy! Learn to talk dirty. I’m not saying sound like a trucker (unless that’s your thing). But don’t be afraid to get a little filthy. Who knows? You might deserve a good spanking for talking like that.

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6. Being unable to own your body.

Big or small, short or tall, what men find a turn-on more than anything is how a woman carries herself — her confidence. If you’re not owning your body, if you’re not embracing your figure and sexual nature, you fail to flaunt one of your biggest assets — you. So walk around naked. Have sex with the lights on. Learn to embrace the skin you’re in. This will help you boost your sex comfort and his.

7. Trash-talking other women.

Sure, you think she looks like a prostitute. But guess what? He does too — and is most likely loving it. Putting down other women in front of him serves as no more than a sign of insecurity. And that makes you unattractive. Rather than worry about what another gal looks like, focus your energies on keeping his eyes on you.

8. Assuming you'll be monogamous.

You’re not monogamous till you have the talk. Having sex is no guarantee of anything, including reciprocal feelings, love, and a future. So don’t make any assumptions. Be honest about what you want. Don’t use sex manipulatively. Head games should stay below the belt.

Finally, our last two are sex tips. You don't want to make THESE mistakes, either:

9. Ignoring his nipples.

While known as a "girl-thing," nipples can be his thing too. Many men have sensitive nipples. In fact, some men have nipples that are more sensitive than their lovers'. So practice some amorous affirmative action. Go ahead and explore the erotic potential this hot spot holds for him.

10. Using too much teeth.

When it comes to oral fixations, this feast should not involve fangs. Teeth scraping is not allowed.

In the Know Sex News ...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355180,00.html

Some women might consider it being "SLUTY", but there it is.

RebelDarlin · Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Posts: 1276 Location: Illinois

Since no one else will say this...

CORNER! NOW!

Windwalker · Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 2773 Location: Holiday, FL

:oops:

( :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil: )

BanditsCousin · Joined: 05 Jun 2004 Posts: 3192 Location: Chicago, IL

The biggest mistake my ex gf's have been made is wanting to talk to me on the phone while backing into a dock and getting crazy mad when i say I'll call back in 5 minutes.

The 2nd is when I say I'm coming home and dispatch calls me 5 minutes later with a very profitable load keeping me out long. Crazy madness resumes.

I could *almost* deal with the above 10 no-no's (well, maybe the one relating to dental issues :wink: )

gmh · Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 391 Location: Southern Maryland

Uhh, ladies, I'm not quite as picky as wind here.

Except for number 10. You don't use teeth there, and I won't use teeth down there either.

wot i life · Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject:

The biggest mistake a woman can
make, is to not have
my frigging dinner
ready, and on the table
After I bust my balls all freaking week for her

thomasz · Joined: 15 May 2008 Posts: 9

Thanks for sharing information. That's very kind.

stardust3996 · Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 18 Location: Mississippi

3. Forgetting to stay feminine.

Between major weight gain, bodily functions, and divulging daily care habits, a lot of women fail to remain branded in their men's brains as sexy. While self-care and what we do in the loo is nothing to be ashamed of, keep it in the bathroom. Don’t talk about shaving, your period, your last bowel movement, etc. Strive to stay trim and look your best, and apparently effortlessly at that. While he wants you to be the girl-next-door in so many ways, he also wants to eternally see you as his sex goddess.

Goddess Of WHAT! HAHAHA

I laughed at that!! Bodily functions. LOL. :roll: My husband is clearly not worried about how sexy he is around me. I have to get up nearly every night and hunt down the bed covers cause Lord only knows where the bed comforter went when the 'grenade' blew!

If he isnt worried about what I think about him being sexy or not, why should I worry about what he thinks either? I was a bit bashful, embarrassed about it our first few years, but later on after being sick of his flatulence every night, I decided it was time for revenge!

SO one night when he did it, I felt the bed shaking cause he was laying over there laughing to himself wondering when the aroma was gonna hit me...

I thought to myself, "well heck, I'm tired of this". :evil: so I just hauled off and let him have it! You should have seen the shock and awe on his face! :shock: He definately was not expecting that! Even the dog jumped and looked at me funny!

He started laughing so hard, I thought he was gonna bust the elastic in his underwear!

(I'll be dipped! THAT turned him on.???? ) :roll: It always turned me OFF!

To my disbelief He was ready to 'get wild' after that. So if you are hitched up with a redneck, I dont think all those rules apply :wink:

Trukrswyfe · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 2061

stardust3996 wrote: 3. Forgetting to stay feminine.

Between major weight gain, bodily functions, and divulging daily care habits, a lot of women fail to remain branded in their men's brains as sexy. While self-care and what we do in the loo is nothing to be ashamed of, keep it in the bathroom. Don’t talk about shaving, your period, your last bowel movement, etc. Strive to stay trim and look your best, and apparently effortlessly at that. While he wants you to be the girl-next-door in so many ways, he also wants to eternally see you as his sex goddess.

Goddess Of WHAT! HAHAHA

I laughed at that!! Bodily functions. LOL. :roll: My husband is clearly not worried about how sexy he is around me. I have to get up nearly every night and hunt down the bed covers cause Lord only knows where the bed comforter went when the 'grenade' blew!

If he isnt worried about what I think about him being sexy or not, why should I worry about what he thinks either? I was a bit bashful, embarrassed about it our first few years, but later on after being sick of his flatulence every night, I decided it was time for revenge!

SO one night when he did it, I felt the bed shaking cause he was laying over there laughing to himself wondering when the aroma was gonna hit me...

I thought to myself, "well heck, I'm tired of this". :evil: so I just hauled off and gave it all I could. You should have seen the shock and awe on his face! :shock: He definately was not expecting that! Even the dog jumped and looked at me funny!

He started laughing so hard, I thought he was gonna bust the elastic in his underwear! He finally caught his breath between laughs to say, "D-- Baby..."

(I'll be dipped! THAT turned him on.???? ) :roll: It always turned me OFF!

To my disbelief He was ready to 'get wild' after that. So if you've messed up and married a gassy redneck, I dont think all those rules apply :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That falls under the rule KNOW your mate.
The converse of that: Your mate should take the time and engery to Know you.
Something that may take time but has a great return to those who invest.

Whatever floats your boat. Or His boat. :wink:

By the way Stardust3996 welcome to CAD.

TW

Trukrswyfe · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 2061

gmh wrote: Uhh, ladies, I'm not quite as picky as wind here.

Except for number 10. You don't use teeth there, and I won't use teeth down there either.

10. Doesn't say No teeth only not "too" much teeth. :wink:

Big difference. :D

Drew10 · Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:58 pm Post subject:

Alright...its getting "HOT" in here.... :P and Im getting embarrassed.. :oops:

gmh · Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 391 Location: Southern Maryland

Trukrswyfe wrote: gmh wrote: Uhh, ladies, I'm not quite as picky as wind here.

Except for number 10. You don't use teeth there, and I won't use teeth down there either.

10. Doesn't say No teeth only not "too" much teeth. :wink:

Big difference. :D

I'm willing to be an experimental subject (within reason).

stardust3996 · Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 18 Location: Mississippi

DID SOMEBODY SAY NO TEETH??

(They've found popeyes mom. lol )

gmh · Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 391 Location: Southern Maryland

I think I'm in love...

stardust3996 · Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 18 Location: Mississippi

:lol:

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