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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:56 am Post subject: Ponderisms |
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
But Most Of All, Remember:
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To Your Heart! :)
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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All very good.:).......except:
Quote: A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To Your Heart!
I cant quite relate to this one..... :?
Or...this one... :)
Quote: Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway? |
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RebelDarlin
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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Drew10 wrote: All very good.:).......except:
Quote: A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To Your Heart!
I cant quite relate to this one..... :?
HHHMMM I'm not good at translating into "guy talk" but how about a shoulder holster?
Or...this one... :)
Quote: Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?
This one is easier substitute Proctologist for OB/GYN. Got it??? |
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Splitshifter
Joined: 19 Jun 2006
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Location: Right here
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: Drew10 wrote: All very good.:).......except:
Quote: A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To You
I cant quite relate to this one..... :?
HHHMMM I'm not good at translating into "guy talk" but how about a Jock Strap?
Tonight's edition of "fix that post". |
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank you!!!! :roll: It's been awhile. :oops: |
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:26 am Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: Thank you!!!! :roll: It's been awhile. :oops:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
What..... since you wore a Jock Strap??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
:oops: :oops: Sorry!....... couldn't resist!
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:41 am Post subject: |
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| Since I've been around anyone who needed one. |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: Since I've been around anyone who needed one.
Yes, I'm still in my corner... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Good to hear! :wink: |
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