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RebelDarlin
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:53 am Post subject: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER |
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GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide And Go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 2773
Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:56 am Post subject: Re: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER |
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RebelDarlin wrote:
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
6. You sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak...
AND THEY STAY THERE..... :shock: :shock: :wink: |
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RebelDarlin
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:29 am Post subject: |
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rolldoc
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 66
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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| I resemble this!!!! :? |
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RebelDarlin
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:40 am Post subject: |
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| Glad to see I'm not the only one! :roll: |
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