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kreeper01
Joined: 09 Aug 2003
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Location: East Central illinois
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| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:28 pm Post subject: Woman and a iguana |
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What do you get when you cross a woman with an iguana?
A Lot Lizard |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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What do I need to cross to get
Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?
I need to know. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lethal Weapon 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDmCK8s_8&feature=related
Bird on a Wire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI
What women want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6xuuu_V8&feature=related |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:26 am Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: What do I need to cross to get
Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?
I need to know. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lethal Weapon 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDmCK8s_8&feature=related
Bird on a Wire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI
What women want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6xuuu_V8&feature=related
A TIME MACHINE, PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, and A .45 ACP...
The time machine is to get you back to the time when Mel was that age. The handcuffs and the .45 ACP are to control your husband while you enjoy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But, be very carefull what you wish for....... |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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Windwalker wrote: Trukrswyfe wrote: What do I need to cross to get
Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?
I need to know. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lethal Weapon 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDmCK8s_8&feature=related
Bird on a Wire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI
What women want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6xuuu_V8&feature=related
A TIME MACHINE, PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, and A .45 ACP...
The time machine is to get you back to the time when Mel was that age. The handcuffs and the .45 ACP are to control your husband while you enjoy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But, be very carefull what you wish for.......
Thanks but I think I already have the old Mel in my husband, beautiful deep eyes, he's kinda crazy, and the nicest tush.....plus we already have cuffs. :lol: :lol: :lol: We just got back from Anthony's and the Tulip festival in Skatgit county. How romantic. :D Cuz he lovesss me.
Later Wind. |
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kreeper01
Joined: 09 Aug 2003
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Location: East Central illinois
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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May i point out one obvious clue, i believe its posted below my typing? What you guys wrote does NOT pertain to my joke.
Trukrswyfe wrote: Windwalker wrote: Trukrswyfe wrote: What do I need to cross to get
Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?
I need to know. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lethal Weapon 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDmCK8s_8&feature=related
Bird on a Wire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI
What women want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6xuuu_V8&feature=related
A TIME MACHINE, PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, and A .45 ACP...
The time machine is to get you back to the time when Mel was that age. The handcuffs and the .45 ACP are to control your husband while you enjoy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But, be very carefull what you wish for.......
Thanks but I think I already have the old Mel in my husband, beautiful deep eyes, he's kinda crazy, and the nicest tush.....plus we already have cuffs. :lol: :lol: :lol: We just got back from Anthony's and the Tulip festival in Skatgit county. How romantic. :D Cuz he lovesss me.
Later Wind. |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry Kreeper,
You are 100% correct.
If is was funny I would have put a smiley face. :D
It wasn't. :lol: :lol:
Better? |
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Twilight Flyer
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:20 am Post subject: |
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Quote: If is was funny I would have put a smiley face.
It wasn't.
Better?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ok, now THAT was funny.
:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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RebelDarlin
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1201
Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:04 am Post subject: |
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kreeper01 wrote: May i point out one obvious clue, i believe its posted below my typing? What you guys wrote does NOT pertain to my joke.
Trukrswyfe wrote: Windwalker wrote: Trukrswyfe wrote: What do I need to cross to get
Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?
I need to know. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lethal Weapon 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDmCK8s_8&feature=related
Bird on a Wire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI
What women want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6xuuu_V8&feature=related
A TIME MACHINE, PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, and A .45 ACP...
The time machine is to get you back to the time when Mel was that age. The handcuffs and the .45 ACP are to control your husband while you enjoy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But, be very carefull what you wish for.......
Thanks but I think I already have the old Mel in my husband, beautiful deep eyes, he's kinda crazy, and the nicest tush.....plus we already have cuffs. :lol: :lol: :lol: We just got back from Anthony's and the Tulip festival in Skatgit county. How romantic. :D Cuz he lovesss me.
Later Wind.
Kreeper, you have to bear in mind that this Forum is NOT, and never has been, moderated like the Trukz forum. :wink: |
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kreeper01
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Location: East Central illinois
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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i know this joke was lame, i am not one for making jokes very laughable.
I try to show that i have a sense of humor, but not a very good one. |
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Splitshifter
Joined: 19 Jun 2006
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Location: Right here
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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What do you get if you cross an Eskimo with Monica Lowinsky?
A "Snowblower".
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RebelDarlin
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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kreeper01 wrote: i know this joke was lame, i am not one for making jokes very laughable.
I try to show that i have a sense of humor, but not a very good one.
Me neither I don't get a LOT of jokes, but I think I'm funny. :wink: |
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