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Double L
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
Posts: 1458
Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:45 pm Post subject: How to make love! |
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town. |
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Josborn
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 249
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:55 am Post subject: Re: How to make love! |
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Double L wrote: HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
I tried to make love......
She started to scream when I left her in the oven.....
Is 400 too hot? :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
Posts: 2358
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:36 am Post subject: |
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I hate following directions... :twisted:
I cook on the fly :lol: I mean by the seat of my pants. :P |
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RebelDarlin
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1860
Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:45 am Post subject: Re: How to make love! |
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Josborn wrote: Double L wrote: HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
I tried to make love......
She started to scream when I left her in the oven.....
Is 400 too hot? :lol: :lol: :lol:
What oven??? |
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jayburd
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 391
Location: Wortham,Texas
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:35 am Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Reb....the easy bake oven! :shock: |
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