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Fredog
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:36 pm Post subject: Boy and his frog |
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There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the door step of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.' The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course the Madam said no. He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want.'
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG. |
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:08 am Post subject: |
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| And that would be called male logic :twisted: |
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Josborn
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:06 am Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: And that would be called male logic :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Fredog
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: And that would be called male logic :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!! |
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Windwalker
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| Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: And that would be called male logic :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Windwalker wrote: Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: And that would be called male logic :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????
Silly me would have just slashed the milkmans tires and been done with it, stupid boy had to PAY to get laid first. |
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Josborn
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:49 am Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: And that would be called male logic :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????
Silly me would have just slashed the milkmans tires and been done with it, stupid boy had to PAY to get laid first.
Here's a little truth......we all pay for it.
Some pay alittle.......some pay alot.......a few pay with all they got.
The boy got lucky.....it only costed him CASH! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:43 am Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: You got that right... |
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Fredog
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: And that would be called male logic :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????
Silly me would have just slashed the milkmans tires and been done with it,
but that would spoil the joke
stupid boy had to PAY to get laid first. |
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Fredog wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: And that would be called male logic :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????
Silly me would have just slashed the milkmans tires and been done with it,
but that would spoil the joke
stupid boy had to PAY to get laid first.
You're right, it would have spoiled the joke. There is a reason my ex used to call me Mrs. Spock. :wink: |
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Windwalker
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: ***And that would be called male logic*** :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????
Look who started the "bashing". If a woman is going to start in on male logic, she may expect to have woman's logic brought in as well. :lol:
For that matter, I said absolutely NOTHING about that being a woman's logic until after you did. |
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Fredog
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| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:01 am Post subject: |
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Windwalker wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: ***And that would be called male logic*** :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????
Look who started the "bashing". If a woman is going to start in on male logic, she may expect to have woman's logic brought in as well. :lol:
For that matter, I said absolutely NOTHING about that being a woman's logic until after you did.
DING DING............. back to your corners |
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:24 am Post subject: |
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Fredog wrote: Windwalker wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: ***And that would be called male logic*** :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????
Look who started the "bashing". If a woman is going to start in on male logic, she may expect to have woman's logic brought in as well. :lol:
For that matter, I said absolutely NOTHING about that being a woman's logic until after you did.
DING DING............. back to your corners
Sorry! My original comment was meant as a joke. I think SOME of you understood that. For those who don't get it... TOO BAD!
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Fredog
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| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:37 am Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: Fredog wrote: Windwalker wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Fredog wrote: Josborn wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: ***And that would be called male logic*** :twisted:
That's right.
We use it.
Because it works. 'Nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
YEA!! SO THERE!!
And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????
Look who started the "bashing". If a woman is going to start in on male logic, she may expect to have woman's logic brought in as well. :lol:
For that matter, I said absolutely NOTHING about that being a woman's logic until after you did.
DING DING............. back to your corners
Sorry! My original comment was meant as a joke. I think SOME of you understood that. For those who don't get it... TOO BAD!
ok, it's on!! I aint gonna "chicken" out :D :D
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RebelDarlin
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| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:01 am Post subject: |
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I was pretty good at this! But you aren't the one I was "fighting" with. :wink: |
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