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Fredog · Joined: 23 Apr 2005 Posts: 2321 Location: North Georgia

Hi there ... this is me ... Mom said I got all the good looks & no brains.

I have a stomach ulcer.

This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job.

She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not

allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.

My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out

in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.

My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal

Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.

My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after

mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.

We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a

Doctor and can write his own name.

This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different.

She has a disease that makes her itch.

Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He

once went 53 days without taking a bath.

This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going

to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.

This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes

lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy rear.

This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the

interstate. I still wear his underwear.

These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we

can't throw heavy stuff no more.

Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed a lot

and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet.

My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life

anymore. He is a Vietnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.

This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged

just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks

like rotten cheese.

This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical

history when he fell out of my mom during birth. I hate him.

My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle.

Grandma dates younger men with teeth.

One of my mom's boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart a lot.

I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.

This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day

and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl.

She smokes cigarettes too.

My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty

fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.

We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to

use toilet paper.

This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day. He

already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.

Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes

chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.

This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He

works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty

before they are shipped to the store.

This is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids

and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby.

He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.

My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is pretty i think. They raise Possum in

their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.

RebelDarlin · Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Posts: 1856 Location: Illinois

That explains a lot. :roll:

Fredog · Joined: 23 Apr 2005 Posts: 2321 Location: North Georgia

RebelDarlin wrote: That explains a lot. :roll:

Fredog · Joined: 23 Apr 2005 Posts: 2321 Location: North Georgia

RebelDarlin wrote: That explains a lot. :roll:

Trukrswyfe · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 2358

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

your funny,

I mean what a nice family. :P 8)

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