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New Government Seal
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Trukrswyfe



Joined: 13 Jul 2007
Posts: 2098

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:33 am    Post subject: New Government Seal  

Official Announcement:



The federal government today announced
that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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Drew10



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 1585
Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:48 pm    Post subject:  

Now thats funny.... :lol: :lol: (and sadly its quite accurate)
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Fredog



Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 2169
Location: North Georgia

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: New Government Seal  

Trukrswyfe wrote: Official Announcement:



The federal government today announced
that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

I posted a picture of it a while back. I'll see if i still have it
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Fredog



Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 2169
Location: North Georgia

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:51 pm    Post subject: Re: New Government Seal  

Fredog wrote: Trukrswyfe wrote: Official Announcement:



The federal government today announced
that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

I posted a picture of it a while back. I'll see if i still have it

found it

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