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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:33 am Post subject: New Government Seal |
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Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced
that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that. |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 1722
Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Now thats funny.... :lol: :lol: (and sadly its quite accurate) |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 2286
Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:42 pm Post subject: Re: New Government Seal |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced
that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
I posted a picture of it a while back. I'll see if i still have it |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 2286
Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: New Government Seal |
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Fredog wrote: Trukrswyfe wrote: Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced
that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
I posted a picture of it a while back. I'll see if i still have it
found it
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