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4roses
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
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Location: BrokenArrow, Oklahoma
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:20 pm Post subject: little lady |
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| A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic Garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there is a rip in one of the bags, and every once in awhile a $20 bill falls out onto the pavement .Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... 'Ma'am there are $20 bills Falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Shoot!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and See if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!''Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that Money? You didn't steal it, did you?''Oh no,' says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next To the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there is a game,A lot of the fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flowerbeds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,And each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I Say,'$20 or off it comes!''Well, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'Ok, good luck! By the Way, what's in the other bag?''Well,' says the little old lady,.....'not everybody pays!' |
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Ratdog
Joined: 11 Feb 2008
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Location: Ohio
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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| I think I would have to pay. |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Ratdog wrote: I think I would have to pay.
All I have to do is back up 2 inches and she will miss :oops: :oops: |
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Ratdog
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Location: Ohio
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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Fredog wrote: Ratdog wrote: I think I would have to pay.
All I have to do is back up 2 inches and she will miss :oops: :oops:
:D You crack me up Fredog :D I've been on some different boards, but this one has it ALL! I'm glad I found this one. |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:07 am Post subject: |
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Ratdog wrote: Fredog wrote: Ratdog wrote: I think I would have to pay.
All I have to do is back up 2 inches and she will miss :oops: :oops:
:D You crack me up Fredog :D I've been on some different boards, but this one has it ALL! I'm glad I found this one.
Happy to be of service :D :D |
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jayburd
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Location: Wortham,Texas
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:51 am Post subject: |
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Fredog wrote: Ratdog wrote: I think I would have to pay.
All I have to do is back up 2 inches and she will miss :oops: :oops:
:D :D :D :D
I see your an honest man! |
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Ratdog
Joined: 11 Feb 2008
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Location: Ohio
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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jayburd wrote: Fredog wrote: Ratdog wrote: I think I would have to pay.
All I have to do is back up 2 inches and she will miss :oops: :oops:
:D :D :D :D
I see your an honest man!
I thought I saw a thread, where some girls were looking for a honest man. Maybe Fredog should be placed on their list..... :P |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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Ratdog wrote: jayburd wrote: Fredog wrote: Ratdog wrote: I think I would have to pay.
All I have to do is back up 2 inches and she will miss :oops: :oops:
:D :D :D :D
I see your an honest man!
I thought I saw a thread, where some girls were looking for a honest man. Maybe Fredog should be placed on their list..... :P
I asked my wife. her answer was no what a b***h :D :D |
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RebelDarlin
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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Fredog wrote: Ratdog wrote: jayburd wrote: Fredog wrote: Ratdog wrote: I think I would have to pay.
All I have to do is back up 2 inches and she will miss :oops: :oops:
:D :D :D :D
I see your an honest man!
I thought I saw a thread, where some girls were looking for a honest man. Maybe Fredog should be placed on their list..... :P
I asked my wife. her answer was no what a b***h :D :D
Yup...them wives is notorious for not lettin hubby have any fun!!! :wink: |
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Ratdog
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Location: Ohio
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote:
Yup...them wives is notorious for not lettin hubby have any fun!!! :wink:
I feel like that all the time!
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