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Josborn
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:24 pm Post subject: Fat lady at the bank. |
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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit
complete with pager
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as
far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother
gave him a good scolding, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep.
The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!" |
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jayburd
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Location: Wortham,Texas
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