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Fredog · Joined: 23 Apr 2005 Posts: 2271 Location: North Georgia

Subject: A BIKER STORY

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?"

"A Harley Davidson."

The journalist leaves. The following morning, the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

Drew10 · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That aint far from the truth....the way the press stretches "news" to sell papers.

jayburd · Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 391 Location: Wortham,Texas

Sounds all to familiar............. :cry: ......... :lol: :lol:

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