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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Cajun Prenup |
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Prenuptial Agreement - Cajun Style"
Boudreaux done got old and his childen dun put
him in the old folks home near Beau Bridge ,
Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat
were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine
upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin
dat were aganst his religion, no. So he dun
propose marriage. Now both Boudreaux and
Mable were in their 80s.
Mable went and told everyone at the Senior
Citizens home the good news. Renee, Mable's
best friend told her that since she was very
wealthy and the person she was about to wed
was, well to say the least not worth much and
she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement.
Mable was sitting on the porch swing with
Boudreaux and she told him she would marry
him providing he would sign a prenuptial agreement.
Boudreaux dun told Mable I'll sign agreement,
you bet, 'cause I luv you so much.'
Mable got out her pen and paper and started:
She said: I want to keep my house down in
Texas with all the oil wells.
He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my shak
on the bayou.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac, BMW and
Lexus.
He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my
pick 'em up truck.
She said: I want to keep my yacht that is moored
near my summer home in Padre Island , Texas .
He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my pirogue
on the bayou.
She said: I want to keep all my jewelry.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: Put me down for Fridays. |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:38 am Post subject: |
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She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
double that add two more and then it can be my post nup :lol: :lol: |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
double that add two more and then it can be my post nup :lol: :lol:
why did I know you would be the first one to respond?? :D :D |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:45 am Post subject: |
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Oh I am sorry Biscuit,
Should I delete??? :D
Hey I fixed my post do you mind fixing my quote? |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:35 am Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: Oh I am sorry Biscuit,
Should I delete??? :D
Hey I fixed my post do you mind fixing my quote?
no problem, done I think. dont be sorry, I depend on you to respond. :lol: |
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