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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 2131
Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:45 am Post subject: Redneck Love Poem |
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REDNECK LOVE POEM
Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as 'snuff'
right out of the can.
You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
'That's impressive,' I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
'Diamonds are forever,'
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!! |
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4roses
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 2008
Location: BrokenArrow, Oklahoma
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:58 am Post subject: |
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{You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd. }
:lol: :lol: :lol: This is durn cute :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Ridge Runner
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 2426
Location: North Ga.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:13 am Post subject: |
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If you'd only been quicker,
with those true words you type;
I could have woo'd my true love,
while out hunting snipe.
:P |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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I didn't read this at first because we aren't Rednecks up here, but
I should have know it was good because Fred posted it..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very funny :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: |
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Ridge Runner
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: North Ga.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:52 am Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: I didn't read this at first because we aren't Rednecks up here, but
I should have know it was good because Fred posted it..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very funny :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Redneck knows no boundries! :lol: |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:08 am Post subject: |
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When I think of redneck I think of Jerry Jeff Walker's
Like my women on the trashy side, and Redneck Mother.
sorry ya'll it's just what comes to mind. :oops: :oops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30V5vnYHzk
This is Gretchen taking me to school on the redneck ways. :P :lol:
let me Get a Big Hell Yeah!!! :lol: |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Not sure what the h3ll I was thinking,,,
I must have had a moment... I here those cum with age. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:05 am Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: I didn't read this at first because we aren't Rednecks up here, but
I should have know it was good because Fred posted it..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very funny :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. |
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