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ChikinTrucka
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 128
Location: Maine, Ayah
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject: You know you've been on the road too long when... |
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You know you've been on the road too long when...
-You have to call home for directions,
-You can't remember your spouses name,
-You don't recognize your kids,
-You have to turn on a fan next to your bed because you miss the 'white noise',
-And the worst reason you know you've been on the road too long- You wipe off the toilet seat in your own bathroom before you use it. |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 1689
Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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There can be a ton of these....just add them on
- You make wide right turns in your 4wheeler. Checking the right mirror to clear the curb.
- You attempt to pull the Parking brake knob, when you stop your 4wheeler.
(keep adding, it can be fun. :lol: :lol: ) |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 2958
Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:02 am Post subject: |
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You are in your car and keep checking the overhead clearance to the power lines and branches.
You go to change gears and come to a panic stop because your car is an automatic with a WIDE brake peddle.
You "DOUBLE CLUTCH" your pickup. |
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Doctor Who
Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 4028
Location: Middlesex, North Carolina
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: You make wide right turns in your 4wheeler. Checking the right mirror to clear the curb.
- You attempt to pull the Parking brake knob, when you stop your 4wheeler.
You are in your car and keep checking the overhead clearance to the power lines and branches.
You go to change gears and come to a panic stop because your car is an automatic with a WIDE brake peddle.
You "DOUBLE CLUTCH" your pickup.
Ummm guilty as charged :oops: |
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ChikinTrucka
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 128
Location: Maine, Ayah
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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Doctor Who wrote: If airplanes taxi, can taxis airplane????
If you've ever been to NYC, you have seen them 'flyin' around the village! |
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Double R
Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Posts: 931
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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Your in bed with your wife(or G/F) and she says "I ain't got no panties on"
And you reply is:
"SHUT UP STUPID" |
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flood
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 586
Location: tennesse
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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Double R wrote: Your in bed with your wife(or G/F) and she says "I ain't got no panties on"
And you reply is:
"SHUT UP STUPID"
i knew someone would say it...
how about turning a corner seeing the ON TRUCK sign and hitting the breaks when driving a MG..... |
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ChikinTrucka
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 128
Location: Maine, Ayah
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Double R wrote: Your in bed with your wife(or G/F) and she says "I ain't got no panties on"
And you reply is:
"SHUT UP STUPID"
I think I've done almost everyone of these, at least once.
I may even have said to my son:"Shut up, Cracker-head", but I'm sure it was in good fun..... |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 1689
Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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...you get hometime, and notice the trees, and shrubs are taller than when you had left.
...in your 4hweeler you time your approach to a redlight anticipating it to turn green, so you dont have to come to a stop, progressively downshifting if you have a standard tranny. |
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lucky2
Joined: 17 Nov 2004
Posts: 32
Location: Northern Michigan
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject: you know your on the road to long |
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| You know your on the road to long when you put a cb in your house to know whats going on out on the road. And especially if you have to ask what's your 20. |
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kreeper01
Joined: 09 Aug 2003
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Location: East Central illinois
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| You know you been on the road to long when you back into your driveway, get out and take a squirt, and your neibours stare at you with a "what the heck are you doing" look, "don't you know what a bathroom is"? |
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