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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject: Rednecks, Git-R-Done |
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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!
"Happy Birthday, buddy!" |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Cat6869
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Now that's an idea :lol: |
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mommee
Joined: 04 Oct 2007
Posts: 1180
Location: East Coast
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| Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:40 am Post subject: |
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| wonder if that would really work? :wink: what i need is a way to put it away :lol: :lol: |
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BIG JEEP on 44's
Joined: 09 Jul 2005
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Location: Fixing something under my jeep
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| Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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| nope in real life after the officers put in that much work they would find drugs even if they needed to be put there to be found :wink: |
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