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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject: New Drugs for women...... |
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Depressed?
Overworked?
Job Suck?
Unappreciated?
Family Problems?
Money Worries?
Well Here it the Pill for you..
Fukitol
1000mg
When life just blows.....Fukitol!
www.fukitol.com
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN
Potent anti- boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines a s, 'You make me want to be a better person. '
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can' t remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wal let to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth. |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Thats funny.... :lol: :lol:
(I'll take 2 capsules...plz) |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| you need to visit the site :lol: |
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Creek Jackson
Joined: 27 Nov 2007
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Location: Right-up-Ahead, Montana
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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| That's a goood one, TW! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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TW wrote:
Quote: you need to visit the site
I took a look... :lol: |
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mommee
Joined: 04 Oct 2007
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Location: East Coast
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:49 am Post subject: |
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| that's precious :lol: :lol: |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:28 am Post subject: |
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Yeah
I have a years prescription... :twisted: :P :lol: |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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It took me a minute, but I got it!
At first, I thought, "hmmm. that's interesting." Then it dawned on me. :shock: :lol: |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: Yeah
I have a years prescription... :twisted: :P :lol:
:shock: :shock:
To which ones???
:lol:
(I was going to razz :P you...but thought better of it, and chickened out. :) ) |
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
Posts: 3833
Location: the 19th hole / NC
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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Jackrabbit379 wrote: It took me a minute, but I got it!
At first, I thought, "hmmm. that's interesting." Then it dawned on me. :shock: :lol:
I see you've TRIED the Dumberol! :wink:
I'm gonna try the Peptobimbo. See if it works for men! :shock: :lol: |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote: Jackrabbit379 wrote: It took me a minute, but I got it!
At first, I thought, "hmmm. that's interesting." Then it dawned on me. :shock: :lol:
I see you've TRIED the Dumberol! :wink:
I'm gonna try the Peptobimbo. See if it works for men! :shock: :lol:
I still take Soylent Green |
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jayburd
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 391
Location: Wortham,Texas
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FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
I take this......150 mg. dailey. :D |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:36 am Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote: Jackrabbit379 wrote: It took me a minute, but I got it!
At first, I thought, "hmmm. that's interesting." Then it dawned on me. :shock: :lol:
I see you've TRIED the Dumberol! :wink:
:lol: :lol:
Yeah. :P |
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