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jayburd
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Location: Wortham,Texas
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:50 am Post subject: Job Opening |
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A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and
sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details
about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files and replies "Oh yes here it
is. . .the job entails your getting the lady patients ready for the
gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them
down and wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and
shave off all their pubic hair. Then rub in lotions so that they're
ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of
$45,000, but you'd have to go to Oxford , Mississippi . That's about
620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"
"No sir - that's the end of the applicant's line!" |
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Double L
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| Speechless :lol: :lol: |
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ChikinTrucka
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 128
Location: Maine, Ayah
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| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:16 pm Post subject: Re: Job Opening |
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jayburd wrote:
"No sir - that's the end of the applicant's line!"
I didn't see it coming! GREAT! |
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
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Location: the 19th hole / NC
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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Heck.... I'm GOING!!! :D
At the rate Bush "SAYS" he's creating jobs, I should get hired within the year! :shock:
Beats the stuffing out of my chances if I DON'T!!! :lol: :lol: |
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jayburd
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Location: Wortham,Texas
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote: Heck.... I'm GOING!!! :D
At the rate Bush "SAYS" he's creating jobs, I should get hired within the year! :shock:
Beats the stuffing out of my chances if I DON'T!!! :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I was making more $$$ while Bill was get "hummers" from Monica. :o |
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| I wasn't TALKING about making $$$!!! :wink: :lol: |
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ChikinTrucka
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
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Location: Maine, Ayah
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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jayburd wrote:
I was making more $$$ while Bill was get "hummers" from Monica. :o
What does making money have to do with trucking? Apparently, they're two totally unrealated things. I just do it for the fun and photo opportunities. |
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jayburd
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Location: Wortham,Texas
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol:
sorry fellas.......
ChikinTrucka...sure it ain't for cuizine? :shock: |
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