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jayburd
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Location: Wortham,Texas
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:30 am Post subject: Cowboy |
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink, He found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head
without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time
I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas ! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas !"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you go...what happened in Texas ?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| good one :lol: |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:43 am Post subject: |
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:lol:
That kinda reminds me of that Chris LeDoux song. |
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