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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing
wife. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me
terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before
he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist
and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning, the alarm
failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and
hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with
both house and car keys in side and had to break a window to get my
keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I
was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally
got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I
got the store opened and started waiting on these people.

All the time, the darn phone was ringing off the hook.

He continued, "Then, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had
to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels, and the phone
was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,
which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of
perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."

"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to
use a rectal thermometer.

An believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.

Trukrswyfe · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 2358

Ha Haaaaa :lol:

Mamma likes :P

MtFoxx · Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 76 Location: Walking Home

ahahahah Nice!

jayburd · Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 391 Location: Wortham,Texas

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Drew10 · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject:

:shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:

Ridge Runner · Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Posts: 2588 Location: North Ga.

I just thought of something. He could have told her to put it under her tounge. :shock:

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