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Double L · Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Posts: 1039 Location: Southern Illinois

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

heavenbound · Joined: 27 Mar 2002 Posts: 1529 Location: humble, texas

:lol:

"6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."

That is to funny, :lol:

Trukrswyfe · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 2095

:lol: :lol: :lol:

4roses · Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:17 am Post subject:

:lol: :lol: these are good :lol: :lol:

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