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Double L
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
Posts: 1039
Location: Southern Illinois
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:27 am Post subject: Divorce Letter |
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Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've
Been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had
Quit your job today, and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair
Cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep after watching
All your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want to have
Sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
Anymore. Whatever the case is I am gone.
Signed,
Your EX-husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
Virginia together!
Have a great life!!!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It is true that you
And I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from
What you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and
Griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice you got a hair cut last week.
The first thing that came to mind was, "You look just like a girl!" but my
Mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when
You cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER
Because I stopped eating steak seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those silk boxers on because the price tag
Was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had
Just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning -- and your new silk boxers
Were $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So,
When I discovered that I had hit the lottery for Ten Million Dollars, I quit my
Job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
With your letter you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Rich and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but CARLA, my sister, was born
CARL. I hope that's not a problem. |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:54 am Post subject: |
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Wrong!!!
you be nice |
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Double L
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
Posts: 1039
Location: Southern Illinois
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:01 am Post subject: |
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| :lol: I'm always nice TW! :lol: |
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4roses
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 2010
Location: BrokenArrow, Oklahoma
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:14 am Post subject: |
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Random_Facts
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 558
Location: Northern California
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Hahahaha that was great !!!!!!! |
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