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tdriver1959
Joined: 03 Sep 2006
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Location: Washington
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:44 pm Post subject: A Blonde's Year in Review |
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A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!....... bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| oops |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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And, you don't have to be a woman to have a blonde moment either.
I once spent four days working on some software for a special bit of engineering. Writing and debugging. Then, when I thought I was getting close to being all done with it, I hit the wrong button and erased the whole thing. Yeah, it happens. |
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Drew10
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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TW said:
Quote: My blonde moment I hit the wrong button and pm'ed myself. Twice
:shock:
Thats a classic. Thats funny right there.
:lol: :lol:
Sorry TW, dont hurt me. :D |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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| opps again |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: Drew10 wrote: TW said:
Quote: My blonde moment I hit the wrong button and pm'ed myself. Twice
:shock:
Thats a classic. Thats funny right there.
:lol: :lol:
Sorry TW, dont hurt me. :D
I know it was funny,,, it was even funnier when I was like " oh boy a pm! Who could this be?" Then it like took a second to realize what a fool I was. :oops: :oops: :P .. Anything to make myself laugh I guess. :lol: I am laughing now just think about it. Now when I get one Im like " Is it me???"
Go ahead everyone make fun, you got to be the joke sometime,, and I am just giving this to you. Where is Hobo he couldn't resist this. :D
you should pm yourself and tell yourself to leave you alone |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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| delete and Fred if you think about is delete your too.thanks |
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Fredog
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: Thanks Fred for the tip, I am looking at taking out a restraining order on myself if I don't leave myself alone, that way I will have to stay away from myself by 500ft for up to a year :wink: , and absolutely no more contact, verbal or otherwise, :lol:
But in the mean time before I serve myself with the court order I will be drinking Dumb Water!!!! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN-PoetFwUg&feature=related
jeez :D |
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: Drew10 wrote: TW said:
Quote: My blonde moment I hit the wrong button and pm'ed myself. Twice
:shock:
Thats a classic. Thats funny right there.
:lol: :lol:
Sorry TW, dont hurt me. :D
I know it was funny,,, it was even funnier when I was like " oh boy a pm! Who could this be?" Then it like took a second to realize what a fool I was. :oops: :oops: :P .. Anything to make myself laugh I guess. :lol: I am laughing now just think about it. Now when I get one Im like " Is it me???"
Go ahead everyone make fun, you got to be the joke sometime,, and I am just giving this to you. Where is Hobo he couldn't resist this. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO!!! But, MY question is.... Did you ANSWER yourself?? :shock: :wink: |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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| and another oops |
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golfhobo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: and another oops
Why did you delete all these posts, TW?? I thought they were funny, and you were just showing what a good SPORT you are! |
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