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Double L
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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Location: Southern Illinois
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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Roadhog,
You'll find someone eventually, I believe there is someone for everyone. Best bet is to let her come to you, don't go find her! Atleast that is what I'm doing anyway. :wink: |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 2822
Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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roadhog wrote: I've had plenty of weed wacker attacks.
I have mated up with Barracudas more than once. I am more attracted to the too hot to handle type. So, I am not complaining, but let me tell you, ladies I have known can be just as aggressive as any man.
One example, she was a very gorgeous hot-blooded Greek. Her name was even exotic... Zaharula. Oh, man, I still stand in awe of this woman. But she was so fiery, she would make most Italian, or Spanish wimmin seem like a cow chewing her cud.
I finally dumped her, because her drama was escalating into defcon 1. Actually, I think I dumped her a couple times earlier and allowed her back if she'd control herself somewhat. Anyway, the last time I dumped her, she came back on my birthday, and I entertained her as a gentleman, but kept telling her no, sorry, it's over. She gave me a birthday present, and insisted, when I said I didn't want to lead her on, by accepting any gift. I graciously accepted finally, and once I did, and still refused to take her back... I was a dead man. She destroyed the gift, then started in on me, and busted up some more of my things, and I tried to control her, and she got more violent, taking gouges of flesh off my face with those once beautiful ass scratching nails, beating my chest with her fists and lit my hair on fire. :shock:
I go the hell out of there, and stood outside, as she then took my guitar and used it to smash up the rest of my stuff. Well, long story short, it was the last time I opened my door to her. She did do all my friends in a final effort to hurt me, but it actually made me more popular with my Bro's. :lol:
I seem to find these wimmin, and frankly think God bless them. It's worth the loss of blood. 8)
And, now we all know why he is the way he is.....
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHhhh......... she says....... :wink:
Maybe I should write a story about two lady truckers I know. Both are now married, and won't let go of their husbands even if HELL freezes over. One even says when he dies, she's not going to bury him. She's going to have him "STUFFED" so that she can still have him. |
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