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mommee
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote:
I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :lol: :wink:
We MARRIED ladies here don't flirt :wink: (at least not on purpose). |
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golfhobo
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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mommee wrote: golfhobo wrote:
I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :lol: :wink:
We MARRIED ladies here don't flirt :wink: (at least not on purpose).
WHO said you DID?? :shock: I said that "I" was doing the "flirting!"
PLEASE don't take away my only FUN!! Did I say that I was getting a complex "because the married women here just won't quit FLIRTING with me?" I don't THINK so! :lol:
FIRST.... because I would NEVER complain about THAT!
SECOND.... because I only feel SAFE flirting with married women! :shock:
THIRD.... Um.... er.... I forgot.... see "First."
Last time I flirted with a SINGLE woman, she got me pregnant, took my child away, and left me with a complex!! :lol:
Flirting with SINGLE women is dangerous! First thing you know, they want to have "relations." :wink: THEN, of course.... they want to CRITIQUE them! :shock: :lol:
And, if one is not REAL careful..... one night, when you're sound asleep, the angels come down and give you CHILDREN! :twisted:
THEN, you end up MARRYING them.... and the next thing you know..... you're FLIRTING with them again! :shock: WTF??? :lol: MEN don't understand this! It's kinda like the DEFENSE scoring a touchdown! 8)
I like it best MY way! "I" get to flirt without getting married or pregnant. "They" get the attention they need and reflect it. NO ONE gets hurt or pregnant! :lol:
Flirting with single women is a crap shoot, because THEY get to "choose." Flirting with Married women is easy, because THEY have already MADE their choice! No harm, no foul.... we ALL know the "score."
Like someone once said.... "Why buy the COW when you can get a married woman to MILK it?" :lol: :lol:
Okay.... THAT just wasn't RIGHT! :wink:
Alright.... let me be clear here..... I like flirting with married women because they have replaced ISSUES with TISSUES!!
And I defy ANY married woman here to rebut me! Getting married, sooner or later, leads to GROWING UP! Those who don't....FAIL! THose who don't FAIL.... KNOW I'm right! :wink:
Hey, Hoggie! You got a shovel with a longer handle?? This hole is getting a bit DEEP!! :lol: :lol: |
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Ridge Runner
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote: mommee wrote: golfhobo wrote:
I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :lol: :wink:
We MARRIED ladies here don't flirt :wink: (at least not on purpose).
WHO said you DID?? :shock: I said that "I" was doing the "flirting!"
PLEASE don't take away my only FUN!! Did I say that I was getting a complex "because the married women here just won't quit FLIRTING with me?" I don't THINK so! :lol:
FIRST.... because I would NEVER complain about THAT!
SECOND.... because I only feel SAFE flirting with married women! :shock:
THIRD.... Um.... er.... I forgot.... see "First."
Last time I flirted with a SINGLE woman, she got me pregnant, took my child away, and left me with a complex!! :lol:
Flirting with SINGLE women is dangerous! First thing you know, they want to have "relations." :wink: THEN, of course.... they want to CRITIQUE them! :shock: :lol:
And, if one is not REAL careful..... one night, when you're sound asleep, the angels come down and give you CHILDREN! :twisted:
THEN, you end up MARRYING them.... and the next thing you know..... you're FLIRTING with them again! :shock: WTF??? :lol: MEN don't understand this! It's kinda like the DEFENSE scoring a touchdown! 8)
I like it best MY way! "I" get to flirt without getting married or pregnant. "They" get the attention they need and reflect it. NO ONE gets hurt or pregnant! :lol:
Flirting with single women is a crap shoot, because THEY get to "choose." Flirting with Married women is easy, because THEY have already MADE their choice! No harm, no foul.... we ALL know the "score."
Like someone once said.... "Why buy the COW when you can get a married woman to MILK it?" :lol: :lol:
Okay.... THAT just wasn't RIGHT! :wink:
Alright.... let me be clear here..... I like flirting with married women because they have replaced ISSUES with TISSUES!!
And I defy ANY married woman here to rebut me! Getting married, sooner or later, leads to GROWING UP! Those who don't....FAIL! THose who don't FAIL.... KNOW I'm right! :wink:
Hey, Hoggie! You got a shovel with a longer handle?? This hole is getting a bit DEEP!! :lol: :lol:
Shovel with a longer handle???? Dude you need a backhoe. |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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I'll save you Golf,
You have already covered this topic of flirting. The problem lies in one's definition. You have defined flirting as anything said or done in your direction i.e. " throwing rocks".
The married woman such as myself are simply "throwing rocks at you to make sure YOU are still alive" :D .
Sorry dude tried :) |
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kahlana
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote: Ridge Runner wrote: kahlana wrote: Thanks mommee... Im loving it so far... y'all are a hoot if ya dont mind me sayin :lol:
That is why most of us are here; For the hooters. :P
Sorry I just couldn't help myself! :lol:
OK. I sent myself a warning. :wink:
OH.... and "I" am the one who can't resist mental masturbation?? (Can I SAY that here?) :shock: :lol:
Kahlana: You innocently "opened a door" TWICE! I stepped aside.... and Ridge stumbled through!! :shock: :lol:
Yeah... we just like to have a little FUN here, now and then! I was just gonna say..... "ME" (in answer to your question.) :wink:
"HOOTERS!" Ha! What would a WOMAN need with HOOTERS in her truck? :shock: [Not that many have to WORRY about it!]
But, I "second" the realization that you are "quick of wit!" [But, the vote has not been taken yet!] :lol: :lol:
And.... WHAT the heck happened to your Avatar?? ONE minute I'm looking at a blank page.... the NEXT I'm faced with an attractive woman who needs to SMILE more often! :wink:
As for your original question.... which I've forgotten now, (and since I'm not a woman, it seems MY opinion is not what you are looking for,) I'll have to get BACK to ya! But.... here's ONE thing I would put on YOUR list....
1) Self Esteem! NEVER, ever, get into your cab without it! If you've GOT your CDL.... and it is YOUR cab.... You EARNED it!! Ain't nobody HERE gonna strip you of it! Not while "I" am not banned! :lol:
Welcome to the Board! Welcome to Trucking! And that goes for your HUSBAND, too!! [which I hope you don't HAVE!...... I'm getting a "complex" from flirting with all the MARRIED ladies here!] :lol: :wink:
not married but definitely attached sorry and i smile .. some.. well more smiley pics on my MySpace anyway lol
***smiley pic on my album here now :P *** |
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golfhobo
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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Kahlana said:
Quote: not married but definitely attached sorry
That's your reply? "Sorry?" Not ONE word about my compliment? Nor my support? Okay.... you're new here. I'll give it more time..... but the jury is STILL "out." :roll:
Okay, I see you edited your reply, although it doesn't show it. Good thing I DELETED the last half of MY response! :lol:
I don't "do" Myspace, or videos and such. but, it's nice to know you can smile. I'll back off and we'll go from here. |
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kahlana
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote: Kahlana said:
Quote: not married but definitely attached sorry
That's your reply? "Sorry?" Not ONE word about my compliment? Nor my support? Okay.... you're new here. I'll give it more time..... but the jury is STILL "out." :roll:
Okay, I see you edited your reply, although it doesn't show it. Good thing I DELETED the last half of MY response! :lol:
I don't "do" Myspace, or videos and such. but, it's nice to know you can smile. I'll back off and we'll go from here.
after your post about fliriting i was scared to say anything that might be construed as givng you a complex.
BUT..................
thank you VERY much for the lovely compliment *batting eyelashes and blushing slightly* and for being so very supportive by passing on such really awesome advice...
... and im NOT flirting or trying to give you a complex....
okay maybe just a lil bitty one... maybe :twisted: |
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golfhobo
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: I'll save you Golf,
You have already covered this topic of flirting. The problem lies in one's definition. You have defined flirting as anything said or done in your direction i.e. " throwing rocks".
The married woman such as myself are simply "throwing rocks at you to make sure YOU are still alive" :D .
Sorry dude tried :)
What IS it with all this "editing" before I can even post a reply?? :shock: :lol: :lol:
Let's talk "definitions." You are wrong. I defined "women flirting with ME as not throwing rocks." The definition of flirting can ALSO include MY words about or toward another.
But, please DO keep on throwing rocks! It DOES keep me alive, although it is the OPPOSITE of what I defined "flirting" as.
I said, if a woman doesn't throw rocks at me, I call it flirting, (with me.) But, hey.... throwing rocks is okay! NEGATIVE attention is better than NO attention! Just ask Fozzy! :lol: |
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mommee
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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I don't get the issues with tissues thing, please explain. :?: Women still have issues after we get married, just different ones. And I guess the tissues would be for the kids noses :lol: ?
Quote: Shovel with a longer handle???? Dude you need a backhoe
I think he needs something bigger than a backhoe at this point. :lol:
But I still think you're okay :wink: |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:51 am Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote: Trukrswyfe wrote: I'll save you Golf,
You have already covered this topic of flirting. The problem lies in one's definition. You have defined flirting as anything said or done in your direction i.e. " throwing rocks".
The married woman such as myself are simply "throwing rocks at you to make sure YOU are still alive" :D .
Sorry dude tried :)
What IS it with all this "editing" before I can even post a reply?? :shock: :lol: :lol:
Let's talk "definitions." You are wrong. I defined "women flirting with ME as not throwing rocks." The definition of flirting can ALSO include MY words about or toward another.
But, please DO keep on throwing rocks! It DOES keep me alive, although it is the OPPOSITE of what I defined "flirting" as.
I said, if a woman doesn't throw rocks at me, I call it flirting, (with me.) But, hey.... throwing rocks is okay! NEGATIVE attention is better than NO attention! Just ask Fozzy! :lol:
My bad... we seem to miss read each other. Whatever I still think we are defining flirting differently...witty post 4 witty post is not flirting in my book but if it gets your rocks off well good for you. |
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golfhobo
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| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Trukrswyfe wrote: golfhobo wrote:
I said, if a woman doesn't throw rocks at me, I call it flirting, (with me.) But, hey.... throwing rocks is okay! :lol:
My bad... we seem to miss read each other. Whatever I still think we are defining flirting differently...witty post 4 witty post is not flirting in my book but if it gets your rocks off well good for you.
Gee, Trukrswyfe..... you're being a Grinch! :lol:
Not only will you NOT flirt with me...... but you won't even let me PRETEND you are! :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:
At any rate, like I told Mommee, "I'm" the one doing the "flirting." I HAVE to stay in practice...... one day, I might actually MEET a woman, and I wouldn't want to miss out just because I'd forgotten HOW! :wink: |
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golfhobo
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mommee wrote: I don't get the issues with tissues thing, please explain. :?: Women still have issues after we get married, just different ones. And I guess the tissues would be for the kids noses :lol: ?
Sorry, my "writers" are still On Strike.... and I'm having to "wing it!" But, yeah.... I THINK I meant something like that. :wink: Mostly, I just liked the RHYME! :lol:
But, you're RIGHT about married women still having issues. I'd forgotten how my wife used to be.... UNTIL you made me remember! :evil:
I just meant that they (married women) didn't have the same kinds of issues dealing with single men that single women do. 8)
Quote: Shovel with a longer handle???? Dude you need a backhoe
I think he needs something bigger than a backhoe at this point. :lol:
But I still think you're okay :wink:
See what I mean?? :wink:
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kahlana
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| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote:
Gee, Trukrswyfe..... you're being a Grinch! :lol:
Not only will you NOT flirt with me...... but you won't even let me PRETEND you are! :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:
At any rate, like I told Mommee, "I'm" the one doing the "flirting." I HAVE to stay in practice...... one day, I might actually MEET a woman, and I wouldn't want to miss out just because I'd forgotten HOW! :wink:
ya know... technically its not the "meeting" women thats the problem.. its what ya do with 'em after... things could get a lil hairy at that point... jut a thought |
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golfhobo
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| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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kahlana wrote:
after your post about fliriting i was scared to say anything that might be construed as givng you a complex.
BUT..................
thank you VERY much for the lovely compliment *batting eyelashes and blushing slightly* and for being so very supportive by passing on such really awesome advice...
... and im NOT flirting or trying to give you a complex....
okay maybe just a lil bitty one... maybe :twisted:
There..... THAT'S better! And don't worry about giving me a complex. It would be worth it to have a single woman flirt with me again! :wink:
Besides..... what's ONE MORE gonna hurt? :shock:
Oh... and thank YOU for the compliment...("You SO rock!") No woman (especially a YOUNG one,) ever said I ROCKED before! Took TEN years off my age! :lol: :lol:
AND..... sorry about hijacking your thread!! I didn't really MEAN it to get carried away like this. Maybe, I should ask CAD to put a "sticky" on this forum...... "THROW A BONE TO HOBO" :lol: :lol:
Naw..... it would never get past ONE page..... and I'd be CRUSHED! :lol: |
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kahlana
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| Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL hobo.. i have no problem with you hijacking me... i mean my thread... LOL.. in the meantime i still could use some ideas of what i should take on the road with me... other than the small pillow and camera i usually have the rest in my backpack... |
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