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Sinks in a PortaJohn
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golfhobo



Joined: 16 Oct 2005
Posts: 4227
Location: the 19th hole / NC

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:22 pm    Post subject: Sinks in a PortaJohn  

Okay, I'll try my hand at this, but I usually can't tell a good story.....

My Brother and his wife started team trucking not long after I started driving. She is a bit naive at times.

Once, they were at a "cooler" waiting for a load and she needed to use the facilities. Since they had none, she was shown the PortaJohn.

After taking care of her business, she rose and noticed the little "sink" on the sidewall of the structure, and saw what she took to be a small bar of soap lying in it.

Well, after "lathering" up with the little white "bar" in the sink, she was surprised to find no water tap with which to rinse her hands.

When she complained to my brother, he just about busted a gut laughing at her! :lol: :lol:

You think I should post this in the "Women in trucking" forum as a warning to the newbie female drivers? :shock: :roll:
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devildice



Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Posts: 1434
Location: Helotes, Texas

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:26 pm    Post subject:  

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ridge Runner



Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 2587
Location: North Ga.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:53 pm    Post subject:  

Now that is funny!!! :lol:
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silvan



Joined: 24 Mar 2006
Posts: 808
Location: Working at Wal-Mart.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Sinks in a PortaJohn  

golfhobo wrote: After taking care of her business, she rose and noticed the little "sink" on the sidewall of the structure, and saw what she took to be a small bar of soap lying in it. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

That's HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Twilight Flyer



Joined: 13 Nov 2002
Posts: 5793

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:09 am    Post subject:  

OMG...lathering up with a urinal cake! ROTFLMAO!!!! :shock:

Now, I think I'm gonna be sick. :?
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aubie2



Joined: 19 Jun 2006
Posts: 20

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:26 am    Post subject:  

I heard one about a woman while exiting the port-a-john said:
"Wow it even has a purse holder!" :shock: :shock:
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Jackrabbit379



Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 4760
Location: Wichita Falls,Tx

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:26 am    Post subject:  

That aint even right. Ulph! :?
:lol: :shock: :P
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Mr. Ford95



Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 1933
Location: Orange, VA

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject:  

Dang, after a minute I got it. That is friggin hilarious.

I was thinking of some of the Johns we have around my area that have actual sinks in them along with Golf's "sink."
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Mack2



Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 539
Location: North Carolina

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:38 pm    Post subject:  

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Phantom433a



Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 342
Location: Chino Valley, Az

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:45 am    Post subject:  

OMG.....thats messed up :lol: . Our company is expanding our restrooms and we have 3 johns sitting outside.....never going to look at them the same again. I do have a question tho......why is there a mirror in there? You gonna do your hair afterwards?
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Truckfam



Joined: 08 Jun 2006
Posts: 166

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:59 am    Post subject:  

I'm sorry, but I only been in a prota potty once when I was younger. It did have a sink with running water and a hand sanitzer. I guess it was a delux model.

Can someone enlighten me on what the little white bar of soap was suppose to be??? Ok, what was the sink on the side? I take it, it wasen't a sink.
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Mr. Ford95



Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 1933
Location: Orange, VA

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:45 pm    Post subject:  

That sink on the side, usually the left side is the guy's porta john. The little seat in front of you is the women's porta john. The sink on the right is the real and only sink. The little white disc looking soap is the urine sanitizer. :wink:

The mirror is for fixing your hair after you blow your brains out when you let'er rip.
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bullhauler



Joined: 28 Dec 2005
Posts: 331
Location: saskatchewan canada

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:45 pm    Post subject:  

all the ones I have used dont have a light in them, so at night being a man, you have to be real careful, or you can end up with a wet shoe.
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Truckfam



Joined: 08 Jun 2006
Posts: 166

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:44 am    Post subject:  

Thanks Mr. Ford95, then that little white soap wasen't as bad as what I was thinking it was.
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Twilight Flyer



Joined: 13 Nov 2002
Posts: 5793

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:41 pm    Post subject:  

Quote: Thanks Mr. Ford95, then that little white soap wasen't as bad as what I was thinking it was.

I'm not sure you could get any worse than lathering up with a urinal cake. :shock:
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