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RedRaven
Joined: 08 Oct 2005
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Location: New England
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You can't cheat on someone your not involved with, and don't know in the first place...
That's just silly...
So, don't worry, be happy... |
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Ridge Runner
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: North Ga.
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: A few more beers, and we can probably screw up GMAN's life, too!
I'm sure G-man would LOVE this. :lol: And for those of you that are against drinking, I'll have you to know that the Jack Daniels Rapid Weight Loss System is the best there is. I once drank more than 200 lbs off a gal one night in a bar. :oops: |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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I drink for my Health!
take the Buffalo Theory for example.
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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Anyway, this topic has made me think a tad bit...
and soul search, for a second.
I started to like the prospect of finding a mate....
So...I joined a DATING SERVICE.
I have met my perfect mate...so it was worth every penny.
I have never been happier...and my happiness
has been at arms length all along.
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RedRaven
Joined: 08 Oct 2005
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Location: New England
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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I truly believe RoadHog's next career move will be in stand up comedy...
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
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Location: the 19th hole / NC
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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Ridge Runner wrote: Quote: A few more beers, and we can probably screw up GMAN's life, too!
I'm sure G-man would LOVE this. :lol: And for those of you that are against drinking, I'll have you to know that the Jack Daniels Rapid Weight Loss System is the best there is. I once drank more than 200 lbs off a gal one night in a bar. :oops:
Lucky YOU!! ..... I ended up going HOME with the 200 lbs that were "left over!" :shock: :lol: |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:24 am Post subject: |
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RedRaven wrote: I truly believe RoadHog's next career move will be in stand up comedy...
Thank you...but no...it's not so glamorous a prospect.
Most people here see me for my true calling.
I'm like the "frying egg" in the "Don't Do Drugs" campaign.
I've been Committed...and sanctioned by Court Order,
to a National Community Service Program.
It is a program designed to show Parents the results of media influence upon our children.
I happen to exhibit the ill and warped effects of early indulgence in
"Mad Magazine" and the twisted aftermath that follows one throughout a lifetime.
My childhood Hero...was Alfred E. Neuman...and I have even come to look just like him.
Here is a recent photo of me.
Do not underestimate this serious problem in our Nation.
It has even affected our very own President.
My Parents allowed me to have a comic subscription to this
and many DC Comic's as well.
I hid them in my school textbooks and studied them all day long,
while other children learned the three R's.
Look at Twilight Flyer.
He too was influenced by his Hero...and he suffers even today
to break the cycle of behavior.
A grown man running around with a cape and wearing tights!!!
It must be harder for him to bear the looks of amusement.
He suffers more than you know.
Rev. Vassago... truly beyond help...
and had his Parents maybe only allowed him to play
with other children...even once.
Golfhobo...he just wants to be LOVED.
Even keeps a Mini-me at his side...
only love he can trust will not hurt him.
ShyyKatt....Well...:lol: ...it seems women adapt more easily
to their roles then men....and her alter-ego...is not so bad
...Well..when she is Bad...she does Bad......R-e-a-l ...G-o-o-d.Hot cha cha
These are some examples...the problem is growing,
and becoming an epidemic. |
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shyykatt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Location: MN
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:13 am Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks for the laughs- really needed it this week! :wink: :D |
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Sheepdancer
Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:30 am Post subject: |
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| I dont know if we can truly approve of this relationship until we see both of their pictures. Then perhaps some creative photoshopping to show what their offspring would look like. |
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COLT
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 576
Location: FT ST JOHN
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:29 am Post subject: |
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| D.C. Comics, Mad mag, & he forgot the "blunt force trauma" |
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Rev.Vassago
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 5876
Location: The other side of the coin
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:20 am Post subject: |
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roadhog wrote: Rev. Vassago... truly beyond help...
and had his Parents maybe only allowed him to play
with other children...even once.
Wow. You know me so well. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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RedRaven
Joined: 08 Oct 2005
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Location: New England
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm curious RoadHog, are you as funny in person, or on your truck CB, as you are on this forum?... :lol: :wink: |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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My dispatcher on the phone one day...made the mistake of taking a drink of coffee right when I told him a "one liner." :mrgreen:
...timing is everything. :P |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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WildK9
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Location: Lewisville, Texas
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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roadhog wrote:
...timing is everything. :P
so true, my man, so true!! :wink: :D |
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