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golfhobo
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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Twilight Flyer wrote: Quote: Yeah, wouldnt it be easier to just make this all magically disappear?
What, and take away everyone's fun? Perish the thought. ;)
Yeah... can't you SEE how bored we all are? Heck, some threads have been drug up out of the basement this week!! :shock: |
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Rev.Vassago
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Story time, with Rev.Vassago
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Margie. Now Margie was different than other boys and girls. Margie's parents didn't hold her enough as a baby, and she developed self esteem issues, which manifested themselves as narcissism.
One day, Margie got a job working at the front desk of a trucking company. A couple of the overweight truckers who worked there who hadn't gotten laid in months told Margie that she was hot. Margie, in her desperation to be noticed, took these pigs compliments as meaning that everyone thought she was hot. Sadly, though, this was far from the truth.
Margie started following one trucker named Johnson around. She would be really annoying, and drive him up a wall. One day, Johnson mentioned a trucking message board that he posts on. So, like a little lap dog, Margie went to the trucking message board. Even though she was new there, she started posting insults at the veterans of the message board, in an attempt to get herself noticed. When several of the veteran posters at the message board started getting irritated by Margie, she started posting pictures of herself. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't help her, as she was wearing way too much makeup in them, and was posing in what was later referred to as "myspace angles" to make herself appear more attractive. When that failed, she started talking about her overweight boyfriend.
Ultimately, everyone decided that Margie was a joke, and her thread backfired against her. Eventually, even the modulation got in on the action, and started poking fun at her.
The moral of this story? Don't be like Margie - don't be a narcissistic egomaniac unless you have the goods to back it up.
The end. |
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devildice
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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Rev.Vassago wrote: Story time, with Rev.Vassago
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Margie. Now Margie was different than other boys and girls. Margie's parents didn't hold her enough as a baby, and she developed self esteem issues, which manifested themselves as narcissism.
One day, Margie got a job working at the front desk of a trucking company. A couple of the overweight truckers who worked there who hadn't gotten laid in months told Margie that she was hot. Margie, in her desperation to be noticed, took these pigs compliments as meaning that everyone thought she was hot. Sadly, though, this was far from the truth.
Margie started following one trucker named Johnson around. She would be really annoying, and drive him up a wall. One day, Johnson mentioned a trucking message board that he posts on. So, like a little lap dog, Margie went to the trucking message board. Even though she was new there, she started posting insults at the veterans of the message board, in an attempt to get herself noticed. When several of the veteran posters at the message board started getting irritated by Margie, she started posting pictures of herself. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't help her, as she was wearing way too much makeup in them, and was posing in what was later referred to as "myspace angles" to make herself appear more attractive. When that failed, she started talking about her overweight boyfriend.
Ultimately, everyone decided that Margie was a joke, and her thread backfired against her. Eventually, even the modulation got in on the action, and started poking fun at her.
The moral of this story? Don't be like Margie - don't be a narcissistic egomaniac unless you have the goods to back it up.
The end.
:lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for the bed time story Rev. :lol: :lol: :lol:
oh, and can I get some milk & cookies before I go to sleep? |
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Prodigy
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Rev.Vassago wrote: Story time, with Rev.Vassago
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Margie. Now Margie was different than other boys and girls. Margie's parents didn't hold her enough as a baby, and she developed self esteem issues, which manifested themselves as narcissism.
One day, Margie got a job working at the front desk of a trucking company. A couple of the overweight truckers who worked there who hadn't gotten laid in months told Margie that she was hot. Margie, in her desperation to be noticed, took these pigs compliments as meaning that everyone thought she was hot. Sadly, though, this was far from the truth.
Margie started following one trucker named Johnson around. She would be really annoying, and drive him up a wall. One day, Johnson mentioned a trucking message board that he posts on. So, like a little lap dog, Margie went to the trucking message board. Even though she was new there, she started posting insults at the veterans of the message board, in an attempt to get herself noticed. When several of the veteran posters at the message board started getting irritated by Margie, she started posting pictures of herself. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't help her, as she was wearing way too much makeup in them, and was posing in what was later referred to as "myspace angles" to make herself appear more attractive. When that failed, she started talking about her overweight boyfriend.
Ultimately, everyone decided that Margie was a joke, and her thread backfired against her. Eventually, even the modulation got in on the action, and started poking fun at her.
The moral of this story? Don't be like Margie - don't be a narcissistic egomaniac unless you have the goods to back it up.
The end.
Was that supposed to be funny or intended hurt someones feelings? :? |
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Mack2
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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golfhobo wrote: Mack2 wrote: I'm ugly so forget about me.
Golfhobo your 50 I though you were a little younger than that. :shock:
You must have seen my picture somewhere (maybe the post office?) Most people seem to think I'm in my low 40's. The winner so far, was about 38! :shock:
Uh oh.... now I'M gonna be accused of trying to stroke my ego! :lol:
But, unlike the Rev, I'm not claiming to be "dead sexy!" :wink:
[Remember, I told you once that I was about twice your age?]
Yeah but that would make you only in your mid 30's. |
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shyykatt
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Twilight Flyer wrote: Quote: Yeah, wouldnt it be easier to just make this all magically disappear?
What, and take away everyone's fun? Perish the thought. ;)
U R so right, shame on me! :cry:
Rev, sucha lovely story, it made me..... sniffley.....so touching........ahem....., ok, I'm alright, just give me a min........ :sad: |
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Rev.Vassago
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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Prodigy wrote: Was that supposed to be funny or intended hurt someones feelings? :?
I don't know - do you know someone named Margie that the story resembles?
Kindly remove the stick from your butt before you post. Just sayin'. :wink: |
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roadhog
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Some people are just too busy for this sort of nonsense. :roll:
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Prodigy
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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Rev.Vassago wrote: Prodigy wrote: Was that supposed to be funny or intended hurt someones feelings? :?
I don't know - do you know someone named Margie that the story resembles?
Kindly remove the stick from your butt before you post. Just sayin'. :wink:
Rev, your the "goatse man" aren't you? |
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Mack2
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roadhog wrote: Some people are just too busy for this sort of nonsense. :roll:
Isn't there a few more things she could have been doing Roadhog. :lol: |
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madpuppy
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject: who? |
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| :oops: Ahhh, who`s Maggie? :shock: |
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Rev.Vassago
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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Prodigy wrote: Rev, your the "goatse man" aren't you?
No, that's ben45750. :lol: |
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roadhog
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BUMP
Aww crap...sorry. :P |
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Shawnee
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Rev.Vassago wrote: Story time, with Rev.Vassago
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Margie. Now Margie was different than other boys and girls. Margie's parents didn't hold her enough as a baby, and she developed self esteem issues, which manifested themselves as narcissism.
One day, Margie got a job working at the front desk of a trucking company. A couple of the overweight truckers who worked there who hadn't gotten laid in months told Margie that she was hot. Margie, in her desperation to be noticed, took these pigs compliments as meaning that everyone thought she was hot. Sadly, though, this was far from the truth.
Margie started following one trucker named Johnson around. She would be really annoying, and drive him up a wall. One day, Johnson mentioned a trucking message board that he posts on. So, like a little lap dog, Margie went to the trucking message board. Even though she was new there, she started posting insults at the veterans of the message board, in an attempt to get herself noticed. When several of the veteran posters at the message board started getting irritated by Margie, she started posting pictures of herself. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't help her, as she was wearing way too much makeup in them, and was posing in what was later referred to as "myspace angles" to make herself appear more attractive. When that failed, she started talking about her overweight boyfriend.
Ultimately, everyone decided that Margie was a joke, and her thread backfired against her. Eventually, even the modulation got in on the action, and started poking fun at her.
The moral of this story? Don't be like Margie - don't be a narcissistic egomaniac unless you have the goods to back it up.
The end.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's the best thing that's been posted on this entire thread |
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Shawnee
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maggieb wrote: isnt this great... I got exactly what I wanted when I firt posted this :)
OHHHHhhhh yes... thanks for the vote(s) ... I've noticed I've gotten 2 more since I was being knocked for only having 17 votes.
Oh, you got exactly what you wanted, attention, poor maggie must not get enough attention at home, don't you get enough attention from your big boyfriend. OHHHHHH, only 2 more votes, maggie must be really starving for attention, so much so that she has to get it on an internet trucking message board, btw I've seen prettier lot lizards, you ain't as hot as you think you are.
You sound like you have the mentality of a highschooler, grow up little girl, in the real world nobody gives a s**t about how hot you think you are. Save this crap for your little MySpace friends.
You have not posted one intelligent thing on this message board since you joined. |
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