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Weed Out Terrorists.....
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rolldoc



Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 67
Location: Fort Worth, Texas

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:55 am    Post subject: Weed Out Terrorists.....  

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of Labatts
Blue at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America .
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golfhobo



Joined: 16 Oct 2005
Posts: 4227
Location: the 19th hole / NC

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Weed Out Terrorists.....  

rolldoc wrote: As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of Labatts
Blue at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America .

Well..... wanting to give Dubya ONE last chance to do ANYTHING that might actually HELP to protect us from Terrorism..... I was THERE!!!

Problem is.... I saw no naked ladies! NOR any male neighbors in their yards.

Final proof that not even the Republicans any longer have faith in or support of ANY of Dubya's lame azz ideas of how to protect us from them!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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mapleleaf_1



Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 379
Location: Wisconsin

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:10 pm    Post subject:  

Don't hold your breath waiting Rolldoc. LOL :wink:
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