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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 4741
Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:12 pm Post subject: Southern Definitions |
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1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.
12. PARADOX: Two physicians.
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on a farm.
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official |
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classicxl
Joined: 08 Nov 2004
Posts: 1195
Location: Rosemount MN
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| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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| sounds like definitions from the redneck dictionary |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Probably is. A friend of mine emailed that to me just a few minutes ago. |
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roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
Posts: 4303
Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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All....10/w/30 Motor All.
All y'all....plural of y'all.
Fixin'....about to do somethin'
Kaint....kaint
mayonaise....mayonaise alotta far antz he'ya
inuendo....ah jist saw him climb inuendo
:lol:
I'll think a smore. :lol:
C....oh si... :wink: |
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