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Slimland
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Sending out the rienforcement, to get reinforcements, for our reinforcments :? We keep our rienforcments the 2nd's here for support and to hold off, anymore attacks.
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Slimland
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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Reinforcements and secret weapons have arrived, I thank my friends for comming, Now the War is on.. just want to know Where is WOT..
Hehehe--Y'all never stand the chance of winning.. Here are just a few of my friends who your gonna have to deal with.
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Mack2
Joined: 02 Jan 2007
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Location: North Carolina
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:58 am Post subject: |
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The Dr.Pepper Coalition's planes stray off course and into heavy flack resulting in the loss of all there planes.
Also some of our fighters intercept tea bombers.
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:38 am Post subject: |
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Meanwhile, in the Liberty Saloon...
James, the owner, tries to settle an argument between the two fastest guns in the west.
Men, there is a better way for this! No need to have a gunfight!
So, he likes tea every once in a while. What difference does it make!
Why is there always a gunfight when someome wants a cup of hot tea! |
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Roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Jackrabbit379 wrote:
So, he likes tea every once in a while. What difference does it make!
Hoike touie... I'm tellin' ya Sidewiders... ain't nobody gonna drink Tea in these here parts.
Now...git yer sodbustin' flatlander Tea lovin' City Slicker carcasses outta Town...ya hear!
Or I'm fixin'ta fill ya full of holes!
HOLY SHEIT...Clint !!...where did you come from? I didn't know you was in Town..!! :shock:
(sound of an Indian flute...) OOOoooWeee OOOWeee OOOoooo....
CREEEEEEEeeeeeee |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:22 am Post subject: |
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Tonto, is that the man?
How many are with him? I only see one man.
No one else, Kemo Sabe. Him only one.
Him come to camp, and ask for coffee. I say, no coffee. I have tea.
Him say, tea no good.
I say, I like tea, then we have big fight.
Him no good, Kemo Sabe.
Him the man that hit me on head with big stick. |
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Roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:29 am Post subject: |
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Ah man's gots ta know his limitations...
...so you gotta ask yerself... you want one lump...er two? |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:36 am Post subject: |
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roadhog wrote:
Ah man's gots ta know his limitations...
...so you gotta ask yerself... you want one lump...er two?
hehehehehoo :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's a certain sense of style. :P :lol: |
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Roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:52 am Post subject: |
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Gink Gink Gink GINK GINK...DINK DINK ..DINK ... Dink ....*dink*....
(oh no... this isn't gonna be good ...thought roadhog) |
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Roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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AAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
....................................... <<poof>> !!!
(...remember the big boulder?....here it comes...)
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
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Roadhog
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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Earlier that morning...before Coffee break...
(mutter-mutter...dayum things stuck...won't fire... mumble) |
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Double L
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| The commander of the tea coalition orders me to take a load of tea to the main base somewhere on the east coast so it can be shipped overseas to the forces fighting the war! So I jump in my Kenworth w900L and go trucking and the commander puts me in charge of transporting the tea to the east coast. |
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Slimland
Joined: 27 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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Hey RoadHog where is Wot?
8) |
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Trukrswyfe
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:52 am Post subject: |
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Slimland wrote: Hey RoadHog where is Wot?
8)
Yeah it is boring without Wot, :lol: :P |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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The story you are about to hear is true.
Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Friday, February 15th. 3:30 PM.
We got a call from the manager of the Tall Cactus Cafe about a theft.
3:50 PM. We pulled up at the Tall Cactus.
Excuse me ma'am, you called in that you had a theft?
Yes, sir. A man walked in, and sat at that table.
He ordered a cup of tea.
Tea, ma'am?
Yeah! Isnt that the craziest thing?
I havent had anyone order hot tea in years.
He wanted a box of it. I got a box, and went to the table.
He grabbed the box, and ran out the door!
Of all things, and he stole a box of tea! |
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