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wot i life
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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Location: At the bottom of the garden, dancing merrily with the pixies
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:09 pm Post subject: Understanding Women |
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I simply cannot understand how you ladies
can melt wax in a pot, then proceed to pour the boiling
contents over your thighs, rip out the hairs
by their roots, and yet; You,re
afraid of spiders? :? :lol: :lol: |
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shyykatt
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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madii'swife
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Location: Stillwater, OK
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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As a woman..I genuinely am fascinated by spiders, and have played/watched more than one in my time. They tend to be allowed to stay in my house (unless poisonous) because they eat other more harmful things (such as these crazy ants!!).
As far as the wax goes...you won't find me anywhere near it... |
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heavenbound
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Location: humble, texas
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:14 pm Post subject: Re: Understanding Women |
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wot i life wrote: I simply cannot understand how you ladies
can melt wax in a pot, then proceed to pour the boiling
contents over your thighs, rip out the hairs
by their roots, and yet; You,re
afraid of spiders? :? :lol: :lol:
Funny you bring that up Wot, seen my neighbor do that, wonder what she was boiling on the stove then she took a stick out,dipped it into the little pot then put it on her eyebrows.................i bout fell out. :lol: |
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Roadhog
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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:? I've pondered this and much more about women.
So far...this is what I have come up with.
I stuck all the information in ways only a man may understand.
I hope this confuses the women. :evil:
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terrylamar
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Location: Austin, TX
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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roadhog wrote: :? I've pondered this and much more about women.
So far...this is what I have come up with.
I stuck all the information in ways only a man may understand.
I hope this confuses the women. :evil:
Now if all those blue widgets were in the shape of a diamond ring, you might have something. |
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madii'swife
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Location: Stillwater, OK
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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roadhog wrote: :? I've pondered this and much more about women.
So far...this is what I have come up with.
I stuck all the information in ways only a man may understand.
I hope this confuses the women. :evil:
My 7 year old daughter says "thats cute". And I kinda like it myself...think you may have missed the mark a touch.... :lol: |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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Roadhog...
With all that action going on.... The more involved a thing gets, the more likely there will be something going wrong.....
Do your balls ever get stuck??? |
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Roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
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Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Windwalker wrote: Roadhog...
With all that action going on.... The more involved a thing gets, the more likely there will be something going wrong.....
Do your balls ever get stuck???
Absolutely...and smashed, split, stabbed, bounced, roasted, rolled, crunched, burned, pulverized, jangled, beaten, inflated, squashed, thrown about, flattened, scorched, snagged, x-rayed, sterilized, pommeled, shredded, kicked around and on and on....
:shock: :evil:
and according to my findings thus far, as you can see
...no matter how hard my balls try...the answer is always...
NO :?
I am still trying.......because as a man....you know what it is like having.... blue balls. :cry:
You will note too...if you take this theory, and add it to each side of the equation...it keeps growing. So far...that is how I see the problem. :P |
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yoopr
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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just popped in to see if anybody had the answer
Nope |
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Roadhog
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
...there was one time I thought I had the answer... :)
...but it was just gas.
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shyykatt
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golfhobo
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What I find amusing is that, the thought process requires a man to "help it along," a man to "inspect it," and a man to "reject it."
And after all that.... the idea gets dropped before the final communication is made! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Roadhog
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Hobo :)
Exactically...no matter how many men you ask to help solve the problem, and no matter how many balls are added, the end result is the same.
Look at shyykatt's response for that matter.
I show my flashy balls. I use my balls to make one dizzy. I even jangle my balls....and all I got was :roll: .....a good stiff eyeroll.
That is even worse than a big fat NO
At least a NO is some lip service.
:evil: man......I don't understand women. I'm trying though.
It's easier to understand Pangaea, or Where is Waldo....even why Stick People don't have large family's.
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shyykatt
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