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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:56 am Post subject: Top 10 List "Thing's Men/Women Would Never Say" |
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Top Ten things A Man Would Never Say
10..... I think Barry Manilow is one cool mothersucker.
9..... While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8..... I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7..... Her tits are just too big.
6..... Sometimes I just want to be held.
5..... That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4..... Sure, Id love to wear a condom.
3..... We haven't been to the mall in ages. Lets go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2....Fuc Monday Night Football, lets watch Murphy Brown.
1..... I think were lost. Wed better pull over and ask for directions.
Top Ten things A Woman Would Never Say
10..... Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9..... Go ahead and leave the seat up. Its easier for me to douche that way.
8..... I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7..... Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6..... Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just too cute
5..... This diamond is way too big
4..... I wont even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow
3..... Wow, it really is 14 inches
2..... Does this make my butt look too small?
1..... I'm wrong. You must be right again. |
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