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Is your partner blissfully unaware of the world around them?
Is their geographical knowledge non existant?
Do they have the road sense and awareness of a hedgehog?
I,ll start the ball rolling with some quotes from my ex wife:

Wot--I,m in hospital darling, there was an accident and I,ve lost the top of a finger

EX--"Does it hurt?" :shock:

Wot--Yeah, I know I,ve been away for three weeks but the next load is for Pontefract(pronounced pon tee fract with emphasis on tee)

Ex--"Oh no, not Italy again" :?

Wot--Is the street clear darling, I may need to bring the truck home

Ex--"Are you bringing the big long bit, the whatsamacallit, on the back of the van too?"

And one from my Uncle Bob...

Wot--Well, take care Bob, I,m off to Rome

Bob--"So you,ll be away for the night then?" :shock: :?

roadhog · Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:46 am Post subject:

:lol: In the words of Bill Engvall.....here's your sign. :?

Look here for Bill Engvall.........
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/engvall-bill/heres-your-sign-get-the-picture-5978.html

WildK9 · Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 1753 Location: Lewisville, Texas

roadhog wrote: :lol: In the words of Bill Engvall.....here's your sign. :?

Look here for Bill Engvall.........
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/engvall-bill/heres-your-sign-get-the-picture-5978.html

:lol: :lol:

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