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countrygirl
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Southeastern Ohio
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| Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject: Redneck Therapy |
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Redneck Therapy
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"Woooweee, I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money, I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I know a driver that acually HAD to do that for there kid!
Comes to find out that it was a stray dog that decided to sleep under the house right below the kid's room. :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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