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WildK9
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Location: Lewisville, Texas
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject: Call this number for.... |
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Hello... Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you
want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice
will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
press. No one will answer.
If you are anal-retentive, please hold.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything. |
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golfhobo
Joined: 16 Oct 2005
Posts: 4227
Location: the 19th hole / NC
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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beep! beep beep! Beep beep beep beep beep!
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Beep?
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F*ck it! Hello???? Hello????? Beep?
What? I CAN'T hang up! You never KNOW when they may come on the line!
Hello?????
Sh#t!
Click! |
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shyykatt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 2097
Location: MN
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:40 am Post subject: |
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Twilight Flyer
Joined: 13 Nov 2002
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:54 am Post subject: |
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| Oh my gosh...now that is funny!! :lol: |
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Roadhog
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
Posts: 4439
Location: Upper Lower Michigan...he heeeeeeeeee
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| :evil: I've been on HOLD now for 6 hours!!! |
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