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countrygirl
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Southeastern Ohio
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:54 pm Post subject: Halloween |
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Happy Early Halloween!
A man was walking home alone laste one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him...
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping...
CLAPPITY-BUMP...
CLAPPITY-BUMP...
CLAPPITY-BUMP...
On his heels.......The terrified man RUNS!
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door....
Bumping and clapping toward him....
The man screams and reached for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket....
And.....
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops. |
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Angel
Joined: 15 Oct 2005
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Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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| :twisted: :lol: :P |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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yoopr
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| Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:06 am Post subject: |
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| groan :P |
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shyykatt
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Location: MN
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