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two_ton_trucker18
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 91
Location: Smack Dab Central, TN.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:44 pm Post subject: Top 10 things to say if you get caught sleeping at work. |
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Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got
here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice
Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the best thing
to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen." |
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dk132
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Canyon Lake ,Texas
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Funny stuff . But if I fall asleep at work I just drove my truck off the road. |
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Angel
Joined: 15 Oct 2005
Posts: 288
Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| ummm let me know what state u in so ifn you napping and driving i can park till your done :shock: |
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dk132
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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Location: Canyon Lake ,Texas
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Texas :wink: . And you know what they say about Texas don't you? |
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terrylamar
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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Location: Austin, TX
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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dk132 wrote: Texas :wink: . And you know what they say about Texas don't you?
It's God's country! |
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dk132
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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Location: Canyon Lake ,Texas
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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terrylamar wrote: dk132 wrote: Texas :wink: . And you know what they say about Texas don't you?
It's God's country!
lol....Amen Brother. |
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Jackrabbit379
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 4741
Location: Wichita Falls,Tx
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| Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:00 am Post subject: |
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dk132 wrote: Texas :wink: . And you know what they say about Texas don't you?
terrylamar wrote: It's God's country!
dk132 wrote: lol....Amen Brother.
Yeehaw!
Yoopr will be along shortly,to shoot all this down. :P :lol: :P |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:23 am Post subject: |
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I once worked at a place that had a welder hired that could sleep standing up... Welder running, electrode within a half inch of the work, and never strike an arc. You had to be standing right next to him to hear him snore. One day, the owner of the company spent more than half an hour talking to him before he got close enough to hear him snore.
He didn't sleep there any more.....
He didn't work there either. |
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